Wow... older than my son... that's just insane!

*beams with pride*

WHEW!!!

* sigh of relief *

Made it past that "bad" page.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

Just...well...uhm...aah...mama said that's a bad number.

She told me to be good and never have an evil thought.

Drinking alcohol is bad.

Smoking is bad.

Swearing is bad.

Naked girls should never be gazed upon.

Dancing will give you evil thoughts.

Step on a crack and break your mama's back.

Don't go to movies...some of them are bad.

Judge not lest ye be judged.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Cheese should always be eaten when yellow...never when white.

Pig meat is bad.

Don't eat meat on Friday.

 

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What are the odds?

Stevie Wonder's "Very Superstitious" just came on!!!

:o

Seriously!!!

:o

Spooky!!!

:o

Or, maybe it's an omen!!!

:o

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I should never make fun of people who are superstitious.

People who are different from me are not bad...they're just wrong.

Two things that always spark disagreeable discussion: politics and religion...both topics should be avoided whenever possible.

So, who will you be voting for?

The old crippled rich guy?

Or the poor black guy?

Or do you really not care either way because it really doesn't matter?

Shouldn't everyone sleep in late?

Why do we need alarm clocks?

They should all be banned or destroyed.

A person should not have to get up until their body tells them it's time.

Going against the laws of nature is just plain bad.

Kinda like raising animals for their meat...everyone should be like the Aiel and hunt for the food and water that they need to survive.

McDonald's is the root of all evil...BEWARE THE GOLDEN ARCHES!!!

I'll bet they put cracks in the drive-thru just to break the backs of the mamas of the people who patronize their establishments filled with the meat of domestically raised animals.

Man.

This early morning caffeine is really cool!!!

When I work days my brain doesn't realize the affects of that first cup of coffee...this is GREAT!!!

The afternoon shift is like semi-retirement.  :)

I've just successfully lost ever fan that I ever had.  :(

 

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My worst day in fantasy is better than my best day in reality.

-- GrandpaG

Mistress!  *bows*

 

It's been...too long.

Minion *pats*

 

 

*blink*

*stares unblinkingly*

*fidgets under the stare and nervously grins*

... Who let Zy breed?

Yeah, who?

Must have happened the last time he got out of his cage.

The first ten pages of this thread came to be in TWO HOURS

I love this thread

Well, I love the good pages anyway

I would make some semblance of shock at the idea of there being any bad pages, but we're on page 668 now - not all of them can be classics!

Oh no.

 

You so did not just make a reference to that horrible, horrible Dark City rip-off The Matrix.

 

I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull out your ribs and bludgeon you with them INDIVIDUALLY *does*

 

Matrix was good.  >:(

Careful, don't get bludgeoned.. *whispers* not that that seems to take much

Pfft, reyler doesn't scare me

Gee, Booger likes The Matrix, what a surprise. *shock and awe*

Well I just saw Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantamo Bay... quite excellent

I was going to say something about that having come out months ago, but you're down in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, so you're not on the rest of the world's schedule, are you?

 

*pours butter and strawberry syrup all over Zy, adds whipped cream and powdered sugar, devours him*

Zy? I thought you were dead!

He rises from the ashes like a retarded one winged phoenix... Or something?

A duck on fire?

no, a fire on duck