And you haven't even taken a picture of them?

No need, they gather on my front lawn all the time.  They seem to think that if they block the sun from the grass, it will get them what they want.  What they want, however, is yet to be discovered as they will not say.

we must make them talk

umm...what's up Doc?

That's what loki's hair looks like up close.

Are you the one without legs?

Oh, we're still discussing loki's hair?

Yes it is marvelous hair and deserves to be enshrined in cream cheese and spinach

* shows off his new imaginary T-shirt *

 

 

"Yes, I spammed Honeymoon today."

Good, now go spam the other three Fiddles threads to have broken four thousand posts so we can get them up to ten thousand as well.

Grr! :P

*glues Mog's head to the refrigerator door*

*opens fridge door way too hard as it smacks into the wall of spikes*

* peels off his imaginary T-shirt and tosses it into an imaginary corner in an imaginary heap thus exposing his imaginary Gwampy wrinkles on his scrawny imaginary Gwampy body *  :o

* trying to decide whether or not to comply with her majesty's imaginary command *

Guess I'll find out what the other threads are and then decide...after all...I am a VERY busy First Fool, Court Bard, and Honorary Gleeman...NOT!!!  ;D

I think that people normally only have a few titles

The person above...check.

Word association...check.

Mud wrestling...check.

 

WHEW!!!

 

An old guy's w**k is never done!!!  >:(

Just like the "real" world...wife wants me to paint the front of the house...why can't people just look at the back and the sides where I already painted?  >:(

 

Now, I gotta get ready to go to w**k!!!  >:(

 

Life sucks and then you die!!!  >:(

 

Have a nice day.  :)

You haven't been taking your Valium, have you?

Those wondrous eyes are all of the sedation that I require, my queen.

:)

 

* gazes into rey's avatar's eyes *

* becomes engrossed *

* enters a trance *

* dreams he's had a whole bottle of Valium *

* wakes up feeling refreshed and ready to spam at least three more threads *

;D

Now if only you'd spam more than three threads! *kicks yer in the buttocks*

ey carefull or you will be stuck nursing him ...though on the other hand he migth find that amusing

I'd have to lactate first.

 

Or do you mean as in like medical care? Have you looked around here lately? Have you seen what I do to him?

I learned many, many posts ago that it pays to plant a few body parts every now and then to grow a fresh crop of Gwampy clones for spare body parts...her majesty has a way of being creative that is really unique...she is always finding new ways to dissolve, dilute, and otherwise destroy perfectly useful, fully functioning appendages...that's what we loyal Fiddlestickians love most about her!  ;D