O_o

*knocks Gwampy unconscious with a pipe wrench, locks him in a trunk, wraps it in chains, punts it into the Bering Strait*

Good job?

But it's her avy that mesmerizes!

I was mesmerized by the avvy.  :o

*points at Corn* Argelfraster! *Corn melts*

Ooooh noo! I'm melting!!! *melts*

One of these days someone will realise where I get that from, but for now I guess I'll just keep melting people in mystery.

Sounds like a plan. I tried googling it but got nothing.

That's odd, I Googled it right after posting that to see if it would show up and just got a bunch of people who had it as their usernames.

Oh, I meant to say that I got nothing useful to give me clues, I did get lots of crap for it.

I remain enigmatic! Bah ha ha!

I learned long ago to stop trying to figure out your references. Either I know it and am amused, or I just assume its random spam and go along with it.

Sometimes I make them ridiculously obscure on purpose, but then sometimes I make them really easy just to try and get a bite.

And when we don't clue in on the easy ones, thats when you sigh sadly and walk away from the computer?

Pretty much. Of course, what I consider to be an obvious reference is probably only obvious to someone who has read everything I've ever read, watched everything I've ever watched, and listened to everything I've ever listened to. When I start quoting Queenadreena lyrics or some such, I don't really expect anyone to know what the fratch I'm talking about.

* comes to *

* floating inside a solid block of ice *

* vaguely remembers the sight of a monkey wrench headed for his forehead *

* or maybe it was a pipe wrench *

* the image is fuzzy *

* he is beyond being cold *

* the Beiring Sea is always chilly but especially in December *

* even the crabbers are gone for the season *

* bobs with the passing waves *

* tries to move his jaws to talk *

* ice is holding them in place *

* mumbles *

 

ARE WE THERE YET?

;D

Wait, so he can't move his jaw, but he can still mumble? Well in that case, *feeds gramps to the polar bears*

I suppose he can vocalise despite no facial mobility. *tears out his throat to fix this*

*feeds reyler to the polar bears as well*

 

Sorry, you kinda got into the middle of their meal, you had it coming.

*infects the polar bears, controls them via groupmind*

 

*makes them dance*

 

*and then makes them maul Barm*

I'd complain, but thats just awesome. Very few people in the world can say that they got mauled by dancing bears.

I do what I can to contribute to world peace.

 

Mostly by killing everyone.

I'd suggest killing the first born son in every family, but you'd make sure that I was the first to go.

Eh... everyone's done that Barm. The first born daughter or second born son is way more original.