Plus just about everyone knows lamb's blood to be an effective deterrent to that.

Indeed. The only deterrent as far as I know.

*soaks Corn in alcomohol and sets him on fire*

Owwwowwoww! *whines profusely*

Good thing i'm neither the first born son, second born son or first born daughter  ;D ;D

Are you the baby Danya :D

Only if being #2 out of 5 makes me one  :P

(yes)

cute  :P

You would know.

I do!  ;D ;)

* drifts near the Corn fire *

* enclosing ice capsule slowly melts *

* stretches the tired limbs *

 

AAAAAAaahhhhhhhh...much better.  ;D

 

* notices the cupcake's new avatar *  :o

 

So much for sweet and innocent!!!  :o

 

UUUUuuhhhmmmm...maybe, since you are a west coast type nowadays, you should try a few minutes out in the sun?  Not trying to be rude...just helpful.

 

* gulps *

GGGUULLLPPPP.

* ducks *

* waits for the explosions *

Danya wasn't the anythingth-born daughter, she was sculpted from clay and then brought to life.

 

And what's this West Coast crap, Gwampy?

Ya Gwamps.

Ive been to the west coast and it kicks ass.

There is nothing like cruising down the PCH near Malibu eating Jack In The Box whilst looking for Ironman's house. Unfortunately, we didn't find Ironman's house, but that burger was yummy. ;D

Burgers are no longer allowed for the old guy with two new veins and a mammary artery supplying blood to his ticker...but still sounds yummy.

 

I thought her majesty lived somewhere out west?  Where they have sunshine once in a while even in the winter?  Probably got my wires crossed again.

* sees sparks flying *

* smells Ozone *

* smoke rising from tips of each ear *

Dadgum short circuits!!!  >:(

Well did she say she lives out west?

To the best of my knowledge, nobody from fiddles has admitted to being from the west coast except maybe Dsage...

Oh.

So saying your from the west coast is a shameful thing?

Ewtah doesn't count as the West Coast, Barm, on account of it not being on the coast. Same goes for Arizona, which is where I lived for nine years which sucked, for it knows not what water is. I live in Ohio now, which Barm at least is aware of.

He's in Utah? Ahh, nvm, I thought he was from California or something.

Well that's where he lives. I ain't know nothin' 'bout that being where he's from.

Ive been to Ohio.

I liked it a lot.

Ive been to Arizona to.

Lets just say I'll stick with Arizona iced tea, because that state was horrible in my opinion.

There are some places in Arizona that are really nice, most of them up in the northern, mountainous region, like Flagstaff and Sedona. I, however, spent my teen years in Phoenix. Phoenix is the planet's ANUS. The only thing good about it was 103.9 KEDJ, which often played some weird underground music that kicked ass, like Gogol Bordello.

Ya.

I was made familiar with the anus.

I was only in south Arizona.

I was made familiar with the anus.

 

That's all, really.