*stampedes the buffalo across Barm Field*

*spreads pollen everywhere, causing reyler to have a sneezing fit*

And now, it's time for aphids! *Barms is infested and made short work of by the ravening swarms*

I counter with my ladybugs! *unleashes the ladybugs who proceed to eat all the aphids*

I'll see your ladybugs and I'll raise you a pair of salamanders! *slaps the table*

I call your salamanders with this shiny new cellphone!

Pish, salamanders have no antennae. Not in this reality, anyway.

Well what use do they have for those tails then? *takes back the tails*

For starting fires, ain't you know nothing?

Oh sweet. *sets reyler on fire with the repo'd tails*

*guides ships into harbor*

*puts an iceberg in their way*

That's just as well; I was trying to get them to crash into the cliffside.

Lets see how many split in half before they sink.

Do the exploding ones count?

As long as they aren't in one piece when they hit the bottom.

*shoots foot*

 

Because I'm willing to do what it takes.

You Dare To Be Stupid?

I dare to be gira-fic!

Aye!  I'd drink to that!

That was a pretty good book, but man was the ending telegraphed.

What, like stapled to a piece of glass?

Nay, but with modelling glue.

What brand?