Elmer's

When is it not Elmer's?

When its gluestic.

There are Elmer's glue sticks! >:(

Elmer was fed to the cannibalistic natives of Peruvia.

His adhesive nature caused some discomfort when it came time for them to excrete him.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Bowl of beetles?

Cattle of Nerf

Oh, you mean you weren't making a South Park reference?

And your point is...?

On the tip of each finger. *scratches*

classic answer.

And it's the Daily Double!

Without the double.

But it gets you through the 31 flavors twice as fast!

Who wants that?  Savor!  SAVOR!

NO! Devour! DEVOUR!

I vote osmoses

But then the flavor is not savored :'(

Neither is the scent, just the texture

::)

Damn texture freaks

ITS YOUR FAULT THAT ENGLAND IS LOOKED DOWN UPON IN THE CULINARY FIELD! >:(

YOU AND YOUR DAMNED FEELING WITH YOUR TONGUES! UUGGGH!

*drowns micks in grandma's good aude lancashire hotpot. mmm no thats good eating.*

*does unspeakable things to his corpse with some black pudding*

*ok not unspeakable, more like beating the corpse to a bloody pulp and then drinking it as a smoothie*

*...um meby it would have been best id left that as unspeakable*

Goodness, loki, maybe you should let Jelly know about all that cuisine.

 

scratchthewalls (6:19:49 PM): isn't there any good food in ungland?

Jellucy (6:23:38 PM): lol

Jellucy (6:23:45 PM): Why, of course

Jellucy (6:23:50 PM): Mcdonalds 

Jellucy (6:24:10 PM): Yorkshire puddings

Jellucy (6:24:37 PM): Some might say bakewell tart, though I don't like it

Jellucy (6:24:41 PM): Fish and chips

Jellucy (6:25:02 PM): Fried bread, sausage eggs and bacon

Jellucy (6:25:13 PM): Roast dinner

Jellucy (6:25:27 PM): Strawberries and cream

Jellucy (6:32:33 PM): *pokes* You dissapeared... 

 

That was the best she could do. What the nut is "roast dinner"?

hahahaha 'mcdonalds'... tho the breakfast sausage there is to die for

 

er you have slices of roast beef, yorkshire puds, veg (carrot, green beans, brocoli, cauliflower, ect ect or which ever) um some peole have roast new potatoes or mash or something, but ..ick

 

 

and omd how could she miss out things like cornish pasties and eccles cakes and hotpot and black pudding, english breakfast (ok i dont like alot of those things but er some people do) and then there is heston blumenthal. that guy is one crazy crazy fellow. like bacon and custard icecream and stuff even wackyer.

I always meant to go have a meal at the George and Dragon when I lived in Phoenix, but the stupid lightrail construction made it too much of a hassle to try and get there.  :( I wonder if there are any good English pubs 'round here...

 

And what the hell is "roast dinner"?!@