*pulls revels scalp out of the hat*

hey look my hands leveled up to grim reaper

You gain 25 EXP and 200 gold!

And you were saying something about me being a thief?

I would suggest a class change, but as I recall, the class change from thief is something to be shunned.

What game are you talking about exactly?

I've moved on to Final Fantasy One, where the Thief's class change was a thing which we, as pirates, frown upon with the power of frowning.

Ah, never played that one, but FFTactics had classes like that.  And Thief was the best.

*excavates Toy's face with a pickaxe*

I know, wth?  I mean, c'mon!  I should be able to play FFI on my PS3!  ****ing cheap SONY piece of ****! 

Man, just get a frigging emulator. You're already going to hell; might as well enjoy the trip.

Yeah, I suppose.  I could do that.  But bitching is fun too.

If your a bitch

Are you a bitch bitch?

That doesn't make any kind of sense.  Even for spam.

Then you have been befuddled sir

How does it taste?

Salty?

Sweet?

Did I put to much celery seed?

I do not befuddle.  I besmirch.  With taco flavoring.

You mouldy pinata :P

Only in the rain.

Well that's when you begin to decay and get all lumpy and odiferous.

I'm not that old yet, rey.

'Tisn't a question of age, 'tis a question of barnacle buildup.

Then you must look to barm.

Well, being a crustacean, as Canadians are universally known to be, he ought to be well versed in the undersea eczema that is class Cirripedia

So barm the crusty crab

Something like that.

Actually I think in Barm's case he's more akin to the prawn. Lots more little waving antennae things.