I always pictured him like Sebastian, but with purple eyes.

I don't know, I can't quite imagine Barm with a deep voice and a Trinidadian accent.

yeah, that's true.  take it about two octaves up.

And he should probably be using lots of ham similes.

Pork is better

Even pigs eat it

I can't stop thinking, why the hell a maple leaf?

It's not really a maple leaf, it's a silhouette of a crab making a rude gesture with both claws.

And tthe stem coming out of the bottom......yeah.....

Is an eyeless antennae

yep

Poor blind perverted crab :'(

Oh well

*eats it*

At least he's not deaf...

Art actually is very deaf.  He just can hear at the same time.

Who is this Art you speak of?

Art, the Bringer of Light.  He died though, and the shadow swept across the land, so sayeth meesh.

Spoiler, this is? Tell me, you won't.

Spoiler?  I can't say how it would be a spoiler.

You know what a spoiler is, yes? I thought it was something from the book... but then I just remembered, this is Fiddlesticks ;)

People who are afraid of spoilers need not enter.

 

AERIS IS KILLED BY SEPHIROTH AT THE END OF DISC 1 IN FF7!

 

Oh my. That was a bad one.

No, this is SPARTA!

FAIL :-\

Wanna take this outside?(to the picspam thread) :p

Outside, inside; it's all the same to a Hessian with no kidneys.

Or, so they claim.  But they also claimed ice was melting in Antarctica.  But they found it.

Yes; it was on sale next to the broiled octopus.

I thought the octo was in it?   :-\