So many liars.

Well the truth can be concealed in those lies

 

And lies can really be truth.

Well what I said happened so deal with it dammit! :P

Sure. Anyways, I'm going to clear some things up, you all said I lived in a cave, with chickens, which is NOT true, I didn't get to post it because the thread is locked but I-just-did. I feel better now.

Good for you ::)

It is isn't it?

*sigh*  If only...

lol

Same here D.

Actually, I didn't read any of that, so I doubt we are thinking the same thing.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

It's all good. I blame the establishment.

You mean "the corporate establishment"?  Are you a hippie?

I don't think that's the only option lately!

What?  Since when?

Um, since everyone began realising that the corporate establishment has things other than the public interest in mind when they do the things they do?

If you're talking about what happened recently...

I am talking about this

 

CORN FLAKES - The corn that flakes.

Or maybe the flakes that get corned. But anyway those are bacon bits so it's neither here nor there nor in Sicily.

Sicily sounds too close to sissy.  And not sissy as in the shortened form of sister.

You should go find a group of Sicilians and share that with them. I'm sure it would amuse them greatly.

 

*sets up the hidden cameras*

Sorry, my bike was stolen.  Looks like travel is out of the equation.

the sitcom solution would be that it was merely pawned off to be replaced by a shiny new bike.

Sorry, I don't live my life by sitcoms either.

That's a darn shame, everything's better with a orchestration and a laugh track.