I miss it... Wish I could be here more... my subjects need me..

Since when ;)

Since wes eats burritos at midnight, you llama's raincoat

Your subjects, Boyo? You mean Calculus and English Lit?

If it will ease your mind, I will forever hide in Rey's closet on stormy nights. That way, if you look, you shall find me.

If you don't mind sharing the limited space in there with the demons, okay.

I think Demi and I were in there once. :-\

Can I be Queen of the Demons?

You'll have to discuss that with them. I hope you speak Sumerian!

*digs a hole, places Alys in it, covers her up to her shoulders, leaving her head poking out*

*sets a potted plant atop Alys' head*

*waters with acid*

*constructs a white picket fence around it*

I once killed a guy with a clothes pin.

Was that before or after the zombie apocolypse?

Since when does Barm post in Fiddlesticks?  :P

Since my random appearance here.

 

I actually lurk here more than I post of late.

And that is why you have be de-awesome-ified

I must have missed when Barm was promoted to "awesome" in the first place  :-X

Before your time. Before everyones time actually, since I was awesome before Adam.

Or the ape, depending on your views.

If you're so awesome, why don't you post here anymore? You can't be awesome otherwise.

Hell semester, my posting is reduced everywhere. And when I typically spam (late night) I'm actually sleeping of late. I'll be back come May though.

I'll hod you to that with a cannon.

Hod = your face.