Hod is an imagined space between your index finger and China.

I THOUGHT there was something there....

Only imagined, though.  Which is fine and cool and all, except, when you try and jump on it and fall into the ocean and drown.  Which is cool if that's your thing.

no, salad is my thing.

It's the amazing human lighthouse!

*batteries not included.

*toilet training also not included

 

Always need to check those parental warning labels  :-\

*Hallucinogenic pills included

 

Indeed...

Just like mom used to make!

Without the stupid mouthwash.

I think there need to be more boobies on television.

I think South Park covered that part for at least a good year.

I mean, like, all the time. I can't think you'd contend this.

meh, seen one, seen em all.  It doesn't do much for me anymore.

You can't have had ten years yet where they did anything for you!

Yeah, pretty much, since I was 9.

*erases Toy's childhood*

I've never liked South Park. All it has is shock factor, and when you take that away, it doesn't really have anything.

Shock factor?  I don't see much of that in SP, really.

You're validating his opinion?

He had an opinion?

It doesn't matter anyway. *levers off Toy's kneecaps with a crowbar*

*watches the octopus tentacles sprout*

*harvests them for the Japanese fish market*