How about your waistband, then?

In the 26-28 range. Been getting a little squishy this year.

You look fine to me ;D

I expect the imaginary idealized internet girl fantasy version you've constructed in your head does, yes.

I bet she's flexible, too. ;D

her last name is also simmons,

Cinnamon powers of the world, UNITE!

Cimmanon.

gahhhhhh *pokes*

*sprinkles basghetti on FB*

I would have rather been spaghettied

What a pity...

I bet she's flexible, too. ;D

 

You did see Zlata's site, right?  :D

*shivers*

 

Yes.

Shivers with... pleasure?

 

That's the only appropriate response.

hmmmmm.....mmmmm....

 

 

*doesnt even consider it*

Zlata is teh awsom and I won't suffer any statements to the contrary.

imma not going to mention anything

*rivets a plate over your mouth just to be certain*

Well, I am certainly jealous of her, that's for sure.

It took me two years to notice that mole inside her left brow ridge. Usually I spot flaws a lot faster.

that distracted hey *raises eyebrows*

You were staring at everything else too much, eh?

*suggestive eyebrow wiggles*

 

 

YEEEEAHHHHHH!!

Flab doesn't know what we're talking about, does he?