AND THEN WEAR A TARANTULA AS A HAT

DON'T DO EET!

*puts scorpions on meesh's head*

*fires a cannon*

*is hit by a cannonball* Reyler isn't my master! D:

You must have had to work pretty hard to get in its line of fire.

I know, right?

Oh dude, like, totally. *veges*

Dude, you have to just chillax, all right?

 

It's, like, totally the best thing in the whole, like, world.

*the entire staff of the Oxford Dictionary invades*

Yay!

 

People who like words!

Also, people who probably don't approve of fake words like "chillax".

But chillax is such a chill fake word.

But people are always mixing words together to make words that are more fun...

 

Like yo-la (yo and hola), restupid (retarded and stupid), dumbtard (self-explanatory), etc...

 

Why should chillax be any different? *sniffles*

Okay, see, all of those are fake words you made up, and so, don't count.

Don't dis fake words.

At least I didn't make up "chillax," then.

Or truthiness

Yeah, but I don't even say that.

 

Don't know anyone that does, actually.

It was only the word of the year!

And yet I still don't know anyone that says it around me.

Maybe they're just trying to spare your feelings.

Why would anyone want to do that?

Missing the strike?

BOOTS!!

 

BACKPACK!!!

 

Orange juice....