*stuffs a bowling ball into Ick's gaping facehole*

I know she barely qualifies as such, but reyler is still a lady Locke. How ungentlemanly of you.

I bought some 5" heels the other day. I've never actually worn heels before. I expected walking in them to be harder.

See. Ever changing and all that other junk.

All in mail, never clinking.

Why would mail clink? *thinks explosive thoughts*

Made of metal? Or made of rat pelts, I dunno.

I thought they only did that in Mistborn.

Wouldn't know, can't read.

Well I can't read, and I know.

Blind faith counts for nothing.

No.. blind Faith counts for affirmative action. That's the only reason we hired her here at the umpire training school

*only sees the previous post and has no idea what going on*

Screw that, Reo, Eliza Dushku is/was hot.

I was just scrolling up the forum main page and the last post was in this thread so I just had to post. It was a sign. HI.

Yes, funny that.. bwhaahahahaha!

 

I'd say Welcome back.. but I'm not sure I qualify

And here just one page back I was bemoaning the fact that Raena hadn't been in this thread in forevers. Also I thought she wasn't even bothering with DM anymore.

And the sign read: "Raena, come back to Fiddles for the rest of your life is an illusion."

 

I think the rest was just a pineapple advertisement.

Arbitrary Pineapple?

I wasn't bothering with DM and I was doing good but then it sucked me back like it always does. *shakes fist*

I know, insidious, innit? *hugs Raena and uses the opportunity to bite her in the neck*

ohai. Careful where you leave those bite marks. *glares*

*pretends to not notice the biting* I missed you too.

DM is a lot like trash in that manner. You try to throw it out, but it always comes back to stalk you.