You know the hardest thing about my life?  It's my job.  It's not easy to belong to a family of high-flying trapeze artists when you have a paralyzing fear of heights.  My brothers all tell me "Celie, you big sissy, just get up there and do it!"  But how can I?  I'm 4'6" tall, weight 155 pounds and have an overabundance of mammary glands!  How the heck can I balance up there?  I keep telling Mario and Antonio "heck no" everytime they try and cajole me into flying around with them, but they just ignore me and flip my little chubby self right up into the air!  All I've ever wanted is to put on a shiny, white apron and get it filthy making delicious goodies in the kitchen.  Darn my family members and their insane need to go flying around like chimpanzees in the trees!!

 

hey i resemble that discription*rotfl* except i'm 4'9"

 

 

 

....you're a trapeze artist who secretly dreams of being a culinary master TOO?!  ;)

You know the hardest thing about my life?  It's my job.  It's not easy to belong to a family of high-flying trapeze artists when you have a paralyzing fear of heights.  My brothers all tell me "Celie, you big sissy, just get up there and do it!"  But how can I?  I'm 4'6" tall, weight 155 pounds and have an overabundance of mammary glands!  How the heck can I balance up there?  I keep telling Mario and Antonio "heck no" everytime they try and cajole me into flying around with them, but they just ignore me and flip my little chubby self right up into the air!  All I've ever wanted is to put on a shiny, white apron and get it filthy making delicious goodies in the kitchen.  Darn my family members and their insane need to go flying around like chimpanzees in the trees!!

 

hey i resemble that discription*rotfl* except i'm 4'9"

 

 

 

....you're a trapeze artist who secretly dreams of being a culinary master TOO?!  ;)

 

my grandfather actually did high wire acts for many years at cohney island back in the thirties, and i was in gymnastics growing up, so i guess it was in the blood*w* told you it was close!

Ya'll please discuss this here! I need for the numbers in the sign in thread to match the number of people replying to it for my report. THANKS! :D

oops sorry Lor,

 

I love the semi Bio's we had to do

It's no problem and I'm perfectly ok with ya'll talking about them! :) Just have to keep my numbers matching so I don't get yelled at when I file my report. Don't get me started on the details for that mess.

 

Now, I just need to write the story... *sighs*

lo,l good luck, I actually do love all the short storys!!, scince this is here i guess i'll ask how everyone came up with it?

 

Some of us think of ourselves as writers or story teller? was it a bio to an rp? Do you have more? I would love to read more of them!