There once was a pie. A peach pie. It wasn't a very good pie. Nor a tasty pie. You could hardly call it a pie really.... but strangely, everyone did. The pie was always depressed because no one wanted to eat it.... everyone just wanted to be FRIENDS. How pathetic they must have found this pie to be... if they sought friendship alone. The pie traveled the world in search of someone hungry stupid enough to eat it... but not even the starving people in the third world countries wanted anything to do with it.

 

One day, though, everything changed. The pie had already lost all hope of ever been touched... ever being savored... ever being chewed to death and mixed with stomach acid. But not all hope was lost! The pie came across someone who picked it up. He opened his mouth as the pie vibrated in anticipation and he took a bite... and another... and another!  "What's your name, good sir?" The pie managed as he gobbled him down. "My name's ed", the person replied, not at all taken a back by the fact that the pie he was chewing on could talk. Soon enough, though, he was licking his fingers... only crumbs remaining.

 

The next day ed turned into a radioactive cheesepuff, never to be eaten again.

 

 

 

But one sentence he would repeat over and over.... with his cheesy little arms spread to the side....."CHEESEPUFF DEATH TO ALL LIGHTIES" :P

 

 

 

 

 

The end.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

:D that is worthy of 10pts...

 

*giggles madly*

lmao. Wow.

Is it non-fiction?

bump

*feels up Talya's bumps* >.>

 

 

 

 

Nyn

And Locke, TRUE STORY

 

 

 

 

Nyn

That pie looks SO disgusting! Who would want to eat that? oops!

 

*goes and reads the story with it*