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GROVEL MORTALS OR FACE MY STAPLER...

Moghedian
Moghedian
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*grovels on face*

 

Of wise, most awesome, best, cutest, tallest, most impressive DO, I give to you a space platform! To rule all of Randland!

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    Mistress of Cruel and Unusual FUN, I bring You use of the 'z'!!!

     

    It makes things sound cooler! Like 'TaZ mania'. >_>

     

     

    And Shai'zan! :o

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    -Grovels- Oh beautiful, admirable, alluring, appealing, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, pretty, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning,superb, breath-taking, well-formed, wonderful DO..

     

    I bring you.. An electric stapler with endless refills. It needn't be plugged in, for it runs on your pure evil and radiant beauty- which of course is ever lasting. :happy:

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    BALEFIRE- IT SHALL BE A GOOD VANATGE POINT FOR WHEN I MAKE ANDOR BURRRRRRN... *CACKLES*

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    ED2FUNY- HMMMM... THIS Z LETTER IS MOST INTERESTING. IT ALLOWS ME TO USE DREADFUL WORDS LIKE ZYGOMATICUS. HOWEVER, I SHALL CONTINUE TO SPELL IMPORTANT WORDS LIKE SYNTHESISE AND ANALYSE IN ENGLISH.

    4 POINTS FOR GENERAL SASSINESS

     

    TALYA- I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE STRANGE LITTLE CREATURES BEFORE, HOWEVER THEY ARE MOST NOMMABLE...

    4 POINTS

     

    AMAGEKURE- YES, YES THERE ARE. YOUR JOB IS TO TRY TO WORK OUT WHAT THESE THINGS ARE ON YOUR OWN AND GIVE THEM TO ME AS GIFTS.

    2 POINTS FOR GOOD GROVELLING

     

    MAE- YES, I DO RADIATE BEAUTY, DON'T I?

    5 POINTS FOR UTTER FLATTERY

     

    ED- 23

    AMADINE- 4

    ADELLA- 5

    KEMIAN- 7

    BALEFIRE- 11

    KRAK- 19

    LO13- 1

    EDIE- 9

    TALYA- 4

    AMAGEKURE- 2

    MAE- 5

     

    IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT ANYONE WHO GETS THIS THREAD TO 5 PAGES WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED... :happy:

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    Most Mature and Sensual DO

     

    I bring you, from the heart of Rome, Italy, the most delicious Italian Espresso, the most succulent of coffees, the extravagant-est flavour of love, Moka Sirs Espresso. May is keep you alert and ready to face a new day of destruction, wrath, and vengeance!

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    Most Mature and Sensual DO

     

    I bring you, from the heart of Rome, Italy, the most delicious Italian Espresso, the most succulent of coffees, the extravagant-est flavour of love, Moka Sirs Espresso. May is keep you alert and ready to face a new day of destruction, wrath, and vengeance!

     

    I'M NOT SURE GIVING ME CAFFEINE IS ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA, HOWEVER I SUPPOSE I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR THIS COFFEE WITH A MOST DELICIOUS AROMA...

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    ED- 23

    AMADINE- 4

    ADELLA- 5

    KEMIAN- 7

    BALEFIRE- 11

    KRAK- 24

    LO13- 1

    EDIE- 9

    TALYA- 4

    AMAGEKURE- 2

    MAE- 5

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    • 2 weeks later...

    Oh great one i bring thee an end to this rain and cloud. I bring bright sunny days in New Zealand for you to enjoy and begin to enjoy summer

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    Oh unholy bodacious, curvaceous one I give to you the letter a...

     

    And 10,000 cash. Virtual of course so your majesty does not have to sully her divine hands with actual money

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    I bring you a fake degree in Applied Thermonuclear Studies. With this on your application, how can you fail to get access to the nuclear stockpile?

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