*flings a huge over-ripe tomato at the first person that enters*

 

FOOD FIGHT!!1!

 

 

No weapons (except sporks) and channeling in here! We're in a Steading.

*bends back a spork and flings a grape at Mirsh* *dodges flying veggie and watches tomato splat into the next poster's face*

*eats the grape and flings mashed potatoes at Lordy*

*gets a bucket of rice and starts flinging*

*Watches the shadows start to melt away from him*

 

WHAT!?

 

*get back out of the stedding and throws miscellaneous items into the stedding using the TP*

You're using toilet paper to throw things? Odd, but okay.

Oh, and no cheating by leaving the Steading, TMD.

 

*drops pickled sardines down TMD's pants*

-Throws 3 week (m)old(y) chilli at persons standing closest and screams- ¡Es hora de bailar!!!

The hour of dance?

*comes running in with an armful of cream buns fires at Mae, Lordy and TMD. Hits them all then eats the one she has left*

 

*drops lemon custard down Talya's shift*

*shrieks in surprise*

 

eeeks! Thats cold you could have warmed it first,

 

*pours a bowl of jelly over Mirsh's head*

*wipes the jelly out of her eyes and drags Talya to the pudding pit and rubs chocolate pudding in her hair*

 

Oh no Cream buns! So delicious yet so damaging~

 

 

The hour of dance?

-Pies.- Roughly translated into 'It's time to dance'

Meh. My Spanish is a little rusty :P

Wow! I was gonna chastise everyone for wasting so much food. After all, there are starving kids in (insert some country here).

 

But, after seeing Talya and Mirsh wrestling, instead I will simply put on my handy raincoat and watch in awe.

*watches the wrestling*

 

*turns on the cream machine and sprays Mirsh*

*pulls all the guys into the chocolate pudding pit and scrubs pudding into their hair*

 

*get buried in cream by Talya* O_O

**pulls a bucket out of nowhere and starts scooping pudding onto all the other guys**

*crawls out of the pile o' cream and flings sardines at everyone*

*Flings Vegimite in large globs at every one.*

I'll see your Vegemite and raise you Mexican Crema! *flings*

*Flings Vegimite in large globs at every one.*

GROSS!!!

 

**flees like a little girl**

*gets hit by Sradines...*

 

Agghhh!

 

*throws gruel over all*