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The Stumbling Soldier VIII

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May I join in the brawl? I feel like hitting somebody.

 

*pulls club out from behind her back* :twisted:

Sure ya can! all are welcome! :P

*ducks someones swing but gets hit by someone else*

 

ow! :shock: :x

 

*falls off his horse* :x

Oh, that's nice. I would wack you, but I wont hit a man when he's down.

 

*yanks 12th up*

 

But seeing as now you're up...

*wacks 12th upside the head*

 

I'm feeling better already. :lol:

*staggers out from under tap*

 

Did ah jist hear ye insultin' anither Infantryman ye bampot? Der'll be none o' that kinda glaikit talkin' in these parts :twisted:

 

*swings a solid right uppercut at Boyds chin and watches as he falls flat on his back*

 

*nods in satisfaction*

 

Wha's like us? Dang few an' their a' deid :P

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Scottish is hard enough to understand in the first place, but add in the drunk value, it's impossible to understand what is being said! :lol:

*Gets back up and goes all matrix on taymist grabbing the chair, that is apparently still flying in the air, and sling shots it back at tay*

*Watches, gratifyingly, as the chair smashes into Taymist shattering on impact*

Well o' course it shattered on impact ye numptie :P

 

*looks completely unconcerned and drinks some brew*

 

Now mair tae the point Recruit, why have ye no signed in at The Barracks yet? Hmmm?

 

*goes all Training Officer on Boyd and slaps him upside the heid* :lol:

Cause I'm lazy and have haven't been on all that much.... probably why I have only done one task since I joined :lol:

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