Hello there Alex, I hope there is enough Blood left in you after signing the contract...as we do have to take some for various test and experiments we may want to do with you....

 

And have some more Brownies...

 

And tell us about yourself before you pass out with lack of blood!

Welcome Alex! Are you prepared for what you just committed TOOO?! lol I hope you enjoy your time here and i look forward to getting to know you.

Don't worry Alex, I'm a medic and cando IVs. If you lose too much blood, I'll put more fluids in you, mostly just so we can start all over again Welcome to the taint!

I am also a medic so with two of us your in good hands. Welcome aboard dont look anyone directly in the eyes, the results can be...disturbing...

 

*grabs brownies and jumps into the shadows*

I had to drop out halfway through an EMT course....so you have two and a half medics -_-

me and song will finish training you lol