He went modern and converted his cookpot to a hottub.... it's quite ingenius.... for a trolloc.

 

Gentle? That's a laugh lol

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

No no.. call it good bait for the ladies! Yes! Gentle or no feather for you!

you know the whole feather thing reminds me of a class during social. Back in WWI, the women would give the men a feather if they did not go to fight in the war. Just saying.

But were they pink and trollocy?

Well...no. I'm just saying that is what you reminds me of

Right. Bath time.

*having left to run around the Tower and do push ups, Lessa walks in carrying two large buckets full of hot water* Apparently I'm to give you a bath.

 

*pours in hot water and some rose smelling bubble bath. Walks over to Nargbert and pushes him into the hot tub.*

 

This is going to be a mess. *takes off tunic to show a brown bikini and starts to wash Narg*

*supervises to make sure the Trolloc doesnt get any bad ideas*

He doesn't need to get them anywhere, he's like a walking factory of bad ideas :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Well, that's when you want a warder nearby.

WOO HOO!! BROWN BIKINI!!!!

 

*The next 12 paragraphs have been removed due to the ratings on this board*

 

So once you have the goats blood and rabbit fur you can have a very sensual..... bath...

 

 

Wait... rose scented?? Come on! No Scent of squirrel? No springtime skunk?? You are going to ruin my hottub with that!!! *Mutters*.....

 

 

Oh yeah... right there... ahhhh... *watches a baby blight wombat drop out of his feathers and scamper away* Well... There goes lunch.

Ummm...the idea was for you to smell better?

 

also...:

 

*eyes the missing paragraphs suspiciously*

 

Everything ok Lessa?

I don't know

 

Narg I have a bikini for each ajah.

 

What I do know is that he is clean and he smells better. I'm going to the moat to clean off. See you there...

 

*walks toward the moat*

*eyes the trolloc again*

 

Who invited this Trolloc in here? Now i have to be some sort of Trolloc keeper while he messes with my best Algai...

You have a bikini for each ajah??? How do I get those?!? And I am insulted that you think you might not be ok after being around Narg'g hottub! INSULTED! Its like ... I don't know... you think Narg trolloc or something! sheesh!

 

And Narg not need baby sitter... he is fine all by him... oops... I hope that wasn't important... *starts roaming around tower*

I'm your best Algai?! Cool!...I mean...it's all in a days work

 

I don't mean to insult you, I just don't know if I'll be okay.

Light damn it... *chases after the trolloc*

 

No time to be pleased with yourself algai! Find that trolloc!

*runs past Fnorrll going the other direction dripping water everywhere* NO TOWEL! NO TOWEL!

arggggg! * does an about turn* someone fetch a Trolloc sized towel and a pair of shackels for gods sake!

Light's sake!

 

*grabs trolloc size towel and tackles Narg, while wrapping the towel around him*

 

There!

Impressive! Not many could tackle a 10 ft trolloc, let alone wrap him up in a towel.... Just be careful. Someone might see this as inappropriate... and narg is nothing but appropriate at all times...

 

*laughs hysterically!*

Well you know what it's hard enough that I had to tackle you okay

Didn't have to tackle me.... could have just sat back and enjoyed the show... oh well... *Does the wet trolloc shake*

Tie him down! Tie him down!

*ties Fnroll down*

 

There we go *grins*

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn