Ah that's close, but no cigar.

To?

The homeless gentleman on Cherry Street.

I disapprove of the meandering. Not enough marmalade.

I disapprove of you disapproving.

Approved.

*hits a homerun with Talmanes' femur and then sells it on e-Bay*

*buys a new femur on ebay*

if its not new, does that mean you bought a used femur?

Yeah. Probably the one used to hit a homerun.

I tried to feed it to my cat, but he fainted.

That's usually what happens when people come into contact with me...or certain parts anyway.

*proceeds to remove image from mind with a scalpel*

Holy flapping epidermiseses

Don't forget to wash your scalpel...

*leads DSage some balefire*

 

Lead balefire? As in solidified balefire?

 

I could rule the world.

I really shouldn't post while under the influence of my brain.

 

But I guess. *blinks* You don't already?

I think Talya does.

That is a plausible explanation.