I vow to enter the Black tower with no ties that cannot be severed,i come as a mere worm only to be trained to become a snake. Shape my mortal soul,a soul i gladly give to our lord dragon, a weapon in his right hand and a sheild for his left.Teach me your ways taint or no.

hello there

 

*streaks about nudely and whips the newcomer with strings of woven air*

 

Welcome... to the tower! MWEHEHEHEHEHE!

 

*runs away*

 

(PS, please go here: www.black-tower.org and have a looksee! Read the "About secion"! Sign up for the off site boards! have a blast!)

that was a lesson il not soon forget, i do think ive been whipped by weaves of air all the way to the BT site *wry smile* taint???what taint???

TEHRE IS NO taaaaaINT!

ooohhhh,tainted love,oooohhh,tainted love

*clubs newbie over the head and throws him onto the pile of other civies*

 

finaly its complete! wall-o-civie

*copy/pastes*

 

 

Elo *power slaps on the back*

 

 

*waits for Drace to pick himself up from the floor*

 

 

Since you're new here, a short explanation of how things go around here. You start of as a Civilian (meaning, you have no rights whatsoever and can freely be used as live target practice for our soldiers), then when you get points and start spending them on Elements (5 of them there are, fire, earth, water, air and spirit) you will eventually become strong enough to be accepted into Soldier ranks. As you continue growing in power, you will become a Dedicated and then onto Asha'man, the rank that symbolises what we all are, Asha'man, men who channel the One Power and are destined to go mad... MAD I TELL YOU! Although now with Saidin cleansed, going mad is strictly a personal choice (go mad, tis fun! I reccomend it *nod nod nod*).

 

It will be hard figuing out how to earn points at first, but there's allways people around that will help you out and when you get the hang of it, points will keep coming in and you will not know what to do with em, just look at me *shows his 200 points he has no idea what to do with*.

 

 

Anyway, we're kind of a military/good/bad/kickass org and while we do put up with hugging and general happy disposition of some members, it is generaly not something we look for in an Asha'man (unless you're a female, but you aren't, so, try the manly act first Razz). That's about it, when you become a Soldier you may decide to chose a side (the Light (Knights of daisies) or the Shadow (Dreadlords order)) but you may remain neutral as long as you like.

 

 

Enough from me now.

welcome I replied to your pms and im glad to see you can follow instructions, you should fit in well here.

 

oh and dont worry you will get used to demi after awhile

:twisted:

 

welcome !!!

 

i like this civie a lot !

 

*hands a mug of poisoned mug of brew and stabs him*

*pokes the dead civilian with a stick*

 

Damn guys... You could have atleast waited a week before killing him!!

we can rezz him ... if u want

YEAH

 

Let Chae rez him lol

 

Can't wait to see how it turns out :P

oh no, if youre dead, its ok... its the healing that... has issues.... though methinks sometimes its on purpose... :P

ah,my superiors..such a strange and wonderful want i feel,to be stabbed repeatedly if poss,and ressurected again, and again and again,i am your humble target,use me to hone your weaves *stares intensly into screen* have your fun while you can *throws back head meaning to laugh crazily,but suceeds only in falling backwards off his makeshift throne*

*finishes reading*

 

oh ya... hes a keeper....

 

fit right in this one will!

*dusts his worthless civilian self off*

 

Many thanks my lord :lol:

 

*returns to staring intently into screen,and mumbles to himself

"i'll leave you for last"

once again proceeds to laugh evilier than before,thrown breaks entirely*

 

Note to self, Lord Demandred very..very strong with the OP

*coughs*

 

i outrank him ... i'm spose to be stronger !!! :evil:

 

*turns the newbie into a handkerchief*

 

*scowls*

*stands aside and gestures to the civie*

 

then by all means make that fact known my dear....

mmmm mm mmmm mmm mm mmmmmm,mmm

mmm mmmmmm mm mmmmm mm mmmm!!!

 

 

*pleads in worthless handerkerchief language*

 

Losely translated-

 

Forgive me superior :cry:

i know not what i say

all i can wish for now is a quick death, yes, another one :cry: ..and offer silent thanks i was not turned into an orc's sweat sock :cry:

 

Note for my next self M'Lady Chaelca stronger than Lord Demandred

*grins* that's wayyyyyy better !!!

 

*turns Mclean back to normal adding a green fur*

 

*winks at Val*

 

u want me to show him how good are my healing skills ?

 

LOL

Ah, im green.

 

:?

 

 

Yup,im really green

 

 

 

Greens cool.

 

 

:?

ohh this should be good, what u have in mind.... a tail.... a stick of celery for a finger and tom jones for a leg?

great ideas Val !!!

 

*channels a tail on mclean and sticks of celery for his fingers and tom jones for his right leg*

im happy you like it :) im happy if your happy

and i’m happy that u feel happy … now let’s drink rhum !!!

 

* dives in a keg *