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can u guys hear that??

 

 

:?

 

its my shoe.....

 

 

 

"why, why, why, Delila"

 

 

 

:?

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ah.... :? women are throwing their underwear at my feet...literaly!!

 

*pauses*

 

 

 

:wink:

 

 

 

Awesome,blacktower throws the meanest par-tays :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup we do.

 

watch out for the women...VERY tempermental...

and whatever you do DON'T get Chae to heal you...

don't get me wrong she's good but it well...comes and goes lol

 

OH hey Mistress...umm didn't know you where here

 

*wonders how much she heard*

*throws chopsticks at you*

mmmmm

 

I love Chinnese food.

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I like being green, and having Tom Jones as a leg :lol: :lol:

 

Wonder if Tom likes Chinese??

 

 

*bends down and offers Tom a mouthful of won ton*

 

 

Nope,not a fan

 

 

*Sets fire to leg,Tom perishes,to the tune of "Burning down the house"

 

 

:twisted: :twisted:

 

 

Hey check out my new thing...its a thing..and its mine yo, all mine!!

*proceeds to laugh hystericaly and consequently chokes on mouthful of won ton* :o :o

what the hell..

Tom Jones? O_O

i think u need some healing Mc...

 

u want me to help ? :D :twisted:

 

K i heard u ... :evil: *channels deadly carrots and throws them at him*

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

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Base in yo face London,Base in yo face London!!! Dum Dum Dum Dum *whips out glow sticks and does best impersonation of a morris dancer*..YEAH!! WOOHOO!!

for my ears only ...

 

*turns Mc's leg back to normal*

 

next time i'll pick a good metal singer and not tom Jones ... :P

  • 2 weeks later...

*walks in scratching head* "So... this is were I sign in...*twitches* "To slaughter the innocents with my power and use their own skulls to drink their warm delcious blood. *laughs maniacally and twitches* "What just happened?" *Scratches head again followed by a twitch* "I SHALL DEYSTROY ALL YOU PATHETIC FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *twitches* "I'm hungry..."

i love that civie !!!

 

*applauds*

 

welcome in BT !!

 

*throws poisonned daggers at him*

welcome Matt and feel free to add to the madness of the BT

"Happy to be here." *throws his own knives making them bounce off the posioned knives coming at him effectivly blocking them* *twitches* "I shall eat you hearts and crap out your souls." *twitches* "Can I have a pie? I am really hungry." *twitches* "I am your god bow down to me!!!!!!! You shall learn respect for me else I will slaughter you all!!!!!!!!"

*Twitches* "I feel sleepy now...get me a bowl of stew..."

Advanced Case???

 

Him and Demi should get along just fine lol

YEAH!!!!! *dives on the pie smashing it* "Awww the pie is dead..." *twitches* IT WAS A INFIDEL JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*twitches* *makes a bowl of stew,checks it for posion making sure its ok to eat and eats enough for ten men* "YEAH!!!! I like stew.*twitches* "And I like killing the infidels. Muahahahahahahahahahaha."

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