I don't even need to tell you who to vote for. Plus I look better in a two piece swimsuit.

I call for disqualifying Empy on the grounds that he will invariably create 37 new accounts just so he can vote for himself.

 

Besides, everyone knows that casting a vote for me is like having the most intense orgasm of your life. If you don't believe me, just try it for yourself!

 

Also, I hear that Empy likes to pull the whiskers off of kittens in his spare time.

 

Remember the kittens: Vote for Paityr!

 

You know, even though that kitty looks all fluffy and über-cuddly, it is actually Satan reborn, so pulling it's whiskers is a perfectly reasonable treatment. Unless you're into the whole business of worshipping Satan of course.

 

You hera that, voting for Paityr means you are worshipping Satan!

Maj, whatever Empy promised you to take his side, I'll double it.

OOOO, an early lead for Empy.

 

*goes to get people to vote*

ACK, there is a traitor in our midst. Who else would vote for Paityr???

Well, as you may notice above, Paityr is trying to buy votes. Question is what he's supposed to pay with, I thought hippys took pride in not owning much more than a funny-smelling old pipe... :lol:

I feel tricked. I only got a mediocre orgasm. :(

*is a dog person*

 

Ender

Excellent... and Paityr's fantasy team lost. Such a good week so far!

 

'nuff said.

I voted for you, Bondmate!!!

Kar, you're a dirty rotton liarpants. Unless there's something between you and Empy I don't know about (and likely don't want to know about either!)

Go Empy!

All right, we'll call it a draw.

 

*nods*

 

Cuz those cool graphics I made to promote me count for at least 2.5 votes each.

 

*looks shifty*

You are so humble after your 38 point week :P

I found this skeevy picture of Paityr online... Don't vote for him:

 

Ok, I admit it, I voted Empy... you know, for the orgasms.

But you didn't even try my orgasms!

 

*pouts*

 

You never try my orgasms.

 

*pouts more*

 

Besides, all Empy did was find a stupid pic on the internet and post it here. A baboon could do that. At least I took the effort to manipulate the pics I posted, demonstrated mad skills that chicks like.

 

You know, like computer hacking skills, bowhunting skills, nunchuck skills...

I just want to say, I have wanted to reply to the last few messages many a time... but I hold my tongue and see where you two go with this :)

But, though he may not have created it himself, Empy's was more complex to create I'm thinking.

 

 

and Pait, last I heard, you were in Alaska, where the women are scarce and the bears are scared....

 

Besides, your wife might get jealous.

Last I heard, Paityr's wife ran away with a bear, because Paityr wasn't man enough...

Yeah his wife might get jealous......

 

empymightgetjealous.....

 

What?

ok, this almost as bad as getting picked last for kick-ball.

 

Not that I ever experienced that humiliating, um...experience.

 

*looks shifty*

 

I'll simply justify these results based on the fact that I've been AWOL for so long that nobody who is presently here (besides my bondmate and one other mystery person) truly knows the joy that comes from liking me more than Empy.

 

*nods*

 

That's got to be it.

It is also on the SC board so people are bound to be biased. If I didn't love me so much, I would vote for you Pait.