The eye of a needle? :D

 

 

OOOOH...forgot that one! Tricky aim that one though.

Probably could say the eye of the tiger but then you would just be sick and have animal rights people raiding your house. Dude, you're sick. Pokin the eyes out of tigers. What's wrong with you?!

I would think if you poked the eye of a tiger that you would be bitten quite soundly...in a most efficient manner as well.

Not if i stayed on his blind side...see that, thats how a warder thinks...

*cough*

 

whats this I hear about a new novice needing assistance? you have to watch yourself around here, a lot of unsavory characters will try to take advantage

*cough*

 

whats this I hear about a new novice needing assistance? you have to watch yourself around here, a lot of unsavory characters will try to take advantage

 

 

They can try...Hell....nevermind.

What? You mean we can try??? Because Narg has this great new recipe he wants to try and.... wait... sorry... STILL no eating new folk.... hmmm... *comes up with a new plan*

What? You mean we can try??? Because Narg has this great new recipe he wants to try and.... wait... sorry... STILL no eating new folk.... hmmm... *comes up with a new plan*

 

 

Naughty Narg.... anyway I am moderately toxic as well as moderately lost. So it is in your best interest not to nibble on the ice.

Oh dear ... if you're moderately toxic, does that mean we can't snugglebite you?

 

We'd best make sure ... Narg, go have a nibble on her and let's see what happens

*snugglenibbles theicewitch* Hmmm... maybe a little... but a trollocs stomach is used to that from the blight... but narg is sure it is safe for the rest of ya!

Hmmm ... you do have a point, Narg.

 

Now put it away like a good boy please!

Put what away??? *looks around* Narg is behaving! He hasn't pulled any toys out here or anything! See... sword is still stored away... blankey... stored away... dremel for doing my nails... stored away...

 

Unless it is my bite?

Narg... You... Um...you have... Um...did you enjoy that snuggle bite because...um...

 

Never mind.

Do we have band aids?

Wow...for nargs...oh ok. Kinky.

 

I like this one!

*comes rushing in and flyingpouncetacklehugglesnuggles on the lost novice* FOUND YOU!!

 

>.> hhmm.. I didn't even have to marco polo you...

Let us see if I can post now.

 

I was going to say... when I tried to post earlier.

 

That Narg didn't need a band aid because I wasn't going to bite anyone or anything but I might feel differently about it later... but it didn't post.

 

Then, I tried to address my toxicity levels. That went a little like this: I am only moderately toxic as a defense mechanism, used only for danger, out of a sense of repulsion or if I am a lil peevish. But generally snugglebites are safe...unless you startle me and then you have to peel me off the ceiling first.

 

If I were going to say anything else, well, I have since forgotten it.