I'm a backup.

30 weeks, 10 more to go!

 

Holy crap! I'm behind in buying random adorable baby clothes!

 

Lol yeah! I love your taste in baby clothes!

The whining has stopped. Kate's either asleep or eating.

At least she's quiet.

What's a Kate?

That there's something I cannot take for granted.

Her noisy cat

What's a Kate?

 

That would be my big fat whiner cat. As opposed to the punk in my avatar.

I haz 2 basement kittehs of very different temperaments.

I haz two upstairs kittehs. Hate them both, wish they'd die.

*gasp*

 

 

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I'm now reconsidering whether we can be friends.

 

/dramatic

One refuses to use the litter box. She's freakin 13 and used it just fine for 12 years now, now in her old age, she thinks every rug in the house is hers.

 

The other is still a kitteh and bonzai's my ankles in the middle of the night going to the bathroom. Scares the hell outta me.

I have two dogs.

But truly. Bagheera is a little punk at home, but he makes the entire neighborhood love him. Even people who don't really like cats love him.

 

He's clearly evil.

One refuses to use the litter box. She's freakin 13 and used it just fine for 12 years now, now in her old age, she thinks every rug in the house is hers.

 

The other is still a kitteh and bonzai's my ankles in the middle of the night going to the bathroom. Scares the hell outta me.

 

 

Aww. Poor old kitteh.

I have two dogs.

 

Well, TECHNICALLY, you have one, and your dad has the other, 'cuz we all know when you move out Maggie's not going anywhere.

Poor old kitteh is this close to being banished to the deepest darkest pits of meh garage.

I'll stick to my crazy yet sweet dog. Then there is maggie. She's old and barks at everything. Glad she's not mine.

I have two dogs.

 

Well, TECHNICALLY, you have one, and your dad has the other, 'cuz we all know when you move out Maggie's not going anywhere.

 

And he can keep her. If she bites my ankles, as she does whenever I leave, one more time....

Kick the bitch.

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*stifles laughter*

 

 

 

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I just thought of all kinds of responses to that.

 

One of which your mother definitely would not appreciate.

I've been tempted

Do share

Do share

 

If she bites my ankles, as she does whenever I leave, one more time....

 

Kick the bitch.

 

 

Now, now... that's not a nice way to talk about your mother.

LOL