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Did you perhaps mean to say you thought I said crotch? >.> Ow *is mobbed by galactic space aliens*

Honestly, I expected Enterprise to warp in with cargo bays full of chocolate taken from the planet of Chocolate....

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"Chocolate - - - - the Final Frontier.

 

These are the voyages of the starship, Talyaprise.

 

Its five-year mission: to explore strange, new worlds, to seek out new forms of chocolate and new ways to package it, to boldly gather that which no man has gathered before: Enough to curb the appetites of our Overlord!"

Captain's Log, Post 372: "Our Overlord is beginning to run out of chocolate. Thankfully, our science officer seems to have found a planet rich in chocolate deposits. However, the indigenous do not appear willing to part with their treasured commodity. Our plan is to show them Talya. This should make them all bow down in worship and provide all the chocolate we need: all of it. In the meanwhile, we hope to catalog as many posts as possible, so several crew members will parachute onto their planet and commit random acts of varying stupidity."

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