The banana knew that if he could

Super massive black nana

disguise himself

he would be home free.

Eaing all teh other nanas

Got very fat

Are you asserting that the universe itself is a massive, blank banana?

Fat nana

Edited January 17, 201213 yr by Crimson_Ayla

Oh okay haha dual story time.

Are you asserting that the universe itself is a massive, blank banana?

 

oooh, yes!

 

Why not...

So, the banana hanging on the tree sought to disguise himself to avoid being eaten

I will never look at the universe the same way again

More spammeh :)

 

All good

 

Especially nanas

The trick was deciding what to disguise himself as

the banana thought of disguising himself as an apple

but he knew that would result in being eaten.

I will never look at the universe the same way again

 

:D

 

I'm so tempted to go outside and start looking for nanas in the stars now

Then he thought of disguising himself as a Robert Jordan book

Om nom nom

but he knew he would just be picked off the tree and read

I will never look at the universe the same way again

 

:D

 

I'm so tempted to go outside and start looking for nanas in the stars now

 

Agreed but right now it is cloudy and day time so I'll need to wait

Then a golden thought occurred to our banana hero

He would disguise himself as a shark

Who would dare mess with a shark they saw hanging on a tree?

The plan was flawless