To do this problem, remember that you must use the force.

 

talking about gravitational force

"... what if martians came to earth and asked you to prove this? Do you want to embarrass the entire human race? They will think we are fools, or maybe wipe us out because of you."

(In a "Mortal Kombat" voice) Finish it

 

Done twice, near the end of proofs.

To do this problem, remember that you must use the force.

 

talking about gravitational force

 

I love using the force to open automatic doors :D

In Algebra there are all the crazy people who take two trains and drive them towards each other... We don't have none of that kind of insanity in Calc class!

AP Calculus

"The chain rule giveth and the chain rule taketh away."

 

note: I have no Idea what this means but it sounds cool

I know what teh chain rule is and I still don't get it... :)

We have an awesome history teacher, mr. Law. He throws complex humour around thhe classroom and only about five of us get his jokes in the whole school. Me and Kris were researching various things to improve our Zombie Plan in the library, and suddely we found him looking over our shoulders and wearing his "ooh, cool!" expression. We tried to casually shuffle our notes into our folders and he, without any prompting, put up his hand as if in a pledge and said "i swear that, if i can see your nefarious plans, then at the first sign of zombies you may shoot me in the head and your secrets will be safe... now what's that, some sort of zepplin?..."

One time a student who was obviously trying to waste time said, "<teacher name>, would you like a baby hamster?"

My teacher replied, "That's very sweet of you, but I'm not very hungry at the moment."

 

my maths teacher has a hamster, a mildly long story

My maths teacher is also in charge of a school acappela group who went on a little tour somewhere off in the country, and on the trip one of the boys bought a hamster and called it Marion (my maths teacher's first name), and now the hamster is in her class, because unspeakable horrors would probably befall it in our school house (house as in a grouping of students, I don't know if thats a concept that's around in other countries)

Oh My God! Life works!

 

After showing us how to logarithms with a calculator!

We used to have houses for sports and other stuffs, but I think they got rid of them...

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

 

Best.Lecturer.Ever.

AP Lit teacher:

"Women are bloodsucking demons that make a man lose his soul."

 

LAWL

I rather like trig identities :)

AP Lit teacher:

"Women are bloodsucking demons that make a man lose his soul."

 

LAWL

 

 

I refute this. *nods*

 

 

 

 

>.>

 

 

 

 

 

*soulsucks*

We used to have houses for sports and other stuffs, but I think they got rid of them...

 

yes like that but in our school each house has a bit of ground and buildings, like a locker-room, rec room (recreation room), matric (grade 12/last year room), and offices for teachers in our house

 

yeah our house is rowdy, very rowdy, Today was the first day of school, we have new-newboys, which means moar rowdyness

These really aren't fabulous, but the first one's okay because only I and another person caught the humor of the statement. We were staining kidney beans in Biology using methylene blue, but no one could spell it (the level of intelligence in high school stuns me) so our teacher (actually a PE teacher who taught one period of Biology) decided, "Alright, we'll call it meth blue for speed purposes."

This is a *family* university.

 

When asked about bringing in "Impure Mathematics" to share with the class.

We just have one common room for all teh sixth form students. It gets ridiculously insane in there

I would like to point out that this is the guy who wants to make a trebuchet big enough to throw his 6 year old kid into a lake.

taken out of context I know, but I think its funnier this way

"My grandfather used to have an old monkey skull he stole from a dead soldier. The funny thing is that it was big enough to fit on his head, so he wore it to parties

These really aren't fabulous, but the first one's okay because only I and another person caught the humor of the statement. We were staining kidney beans in Biology using methylene blue, but no one could spell it (the level of intelligence in high school stuns me) so our teacher (actually a PE teacher who taught one period of Biology) decided, "Alright, we'll call it meth blue for speed purposes."

 

rawr

We just have one common room for all teh sixth form students. It gets ridiculously insane in there

 

on the occasions when the entire grade gets together this has to be expected