Every Time my old physics teacher dropped something, he shouted out with the greatest Happiness: "GRAVATY'S STILL WORKING"

I never had him as a professor, but there was a man who constantly mixed up sayings and made bizarre comments that made no sense. We called them "seilerisms". One of the guys in class made a quote-a-day website of them; the only ones I can remember are "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" and "It runs like a fine-tooth comb."

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

I never had him as a professor, but there was a man who constantly mixed up sayings and made bizarre comments that made no sense. We called them "seilerisms". One of the guys in class made a quote-a-day website of them; the only ones I can remember are "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" and "It runs like a fine-tooth comb."

"Then we die and go to heaven and there's Santa Jesus giving out groovy stuff"

n Chemistry class we sidetracked the discussion to LSD somehow (organic acids/bases I think...). Any way, the AP bio teacher walks in and asks what we are talking about. We respond, "drugs!"

 

He responds "ahhhh....drugs" with an oddly content, nostalgic face on. Good laugh.

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

 

what happened to "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

In all the years I've been teaching this class, I've never given out an F -- they've all been earned.

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

 

what happened to "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

we all knew there were other possibilities by then. he was just more creative than most

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

 

what happened to "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

we all knew there were other possibilities by then. he was just more creative than most

 

well I guess that caused a logistical nightmare

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

 

what happened to "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

we all knew there were other possibilities by then. he was just more creative than most

 

well I guess that caused a logistical nightmare

the girls swam first

 

what happened in the rooms afterward... mostly stayed in the rooms.

 

they really underestimated teenagers that time.

I had an awesome Computer Science teacher who had many Awesome Teacher Quotes, but right now I can only remember one. A student asked him a stupid question, and he replied "Hear that? It's the sound of a falling grade."

the rabbi who was dean of my high school said the girls couldn't swim in the pool either with the boys or within three hours of the boys swimming.... cause they could get pregnant that way.

 

what happened to "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..."

we all knew there were other possibilities by then. he was just more creative than most

 

well I guess that caused a logistical nightmare

the girls swam first

 

what happened in the rooms afterward... mostly stayed in the rooms.

 

they really underestimated teenagers that time.

 

never underestimate hormones

One day, in Earth/Environmental, we had this really oblivious sub. Well, one of the boys in the class decided to throw a tennis ball at one of the girls in the class, who then attempted to throw it at his head. Unfortunately, she missed. The tennis ball landed in the fish tank, resulting in the untimely demise of the smallest fish. When the teacher got back, he said, "So, I hear someone killed my fish. *Turns toward guilt-ridden student* Have anything to say, Fish Killer?"

 

We called her Fish Killer for the next two years.

they run the world. they run mine for sure.

So you can see that, in mice, eating released {x amount} of dopamine. Now, according to this chart orgasm released {~2x} dopamine. So, instead of having sex with your boyfriend you can just buy him a couple o' cheeseburgers.

I think there is a little more going on than dopamine

I once walked by one of the chem labs at the college and heard a professor state something very amusing:

 

And remember, don't get any of this on your skin. It will hurt and I will laugh at you.

and I don't think the mouse results can be directly applied to the human in this case who....

 

sigh. hate censorship and self censorship just made the day a little more dead

On extra time:

It appears we've finished early. Hmm. Watched any good movies lately?

and I don't think the mouse results can be directly applied to the human in this case who....

 

sigh. hate censorship and self censorship just made the day a little more dead

 

zombie dead?

shiny morning