When mounting one of those motion sensitive room fresheners on the wall… do not mount it at eye level.

When mounting one of those motion sensitive room fresheners on the wall… do not mount it at eye level.

 

...hehehee

Do not read a comedy website when your history class is watching a video on Nazis.

Should have said: I will save this .zip file and explore its contents later.

What I actually said out loud in a quiet classroom: I will zip this up and play with it later.

*snorts*

I got into an argument with this at school. She was of the opinion that Twilight was better than Harry Potter. Her reasoning? Harry Potter's characters had too much personality, while Twilight's characters were blank and boring enough that she could put herself in their places.

lol

One of my dogs just wandered up to me, snorted on me, then wandered off again and has now gone to sleep

If you wish to be a bit antisocial in the morning before you have had your coffee and just hand the money to the coffee shop clerk, make sure they are not blind. Especially before saying, "My money is right in front of you, what are you, blind?". The shame will never allow you back in that shop.

when playing keep away with your little cousins favorite stuffed animal, make sure that you are not tossing it back and forth over an open flame. you will drop the toy it will burn up and your little cousin will never forgive you.

If you have a baby, you need to choose restaurants based on the sound level, not the food. You never fully appreciate the sheer amount of chaotic noise that comes from a baby until you try to eat in a nice, quiet formal restaurant.

Tee hee :)

 

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