rawr

The second story is shorter and rather danceless!

 

I was hoovering my section today when a man stormed up to me and said he's going to sue both the shop and me.

 

Why?

 

Because he walked into my caution sign.

 

My CAUTION SIGN!

 

Safe to say he wasn't impressed that his claim would fail as we'd done everything to prevent accident and walking into a giant, bright yellow caution sign is classed as his own fault.

 

DAHELL???? XD

I like story time

The second story is shorter and rather danceless!

 

I was hoovering my section today when a man stormed up to me and said he's going to sue both the shop and me.

 

Why?

 

Because he walked into my caution sign.

 

My CAUTION SIGN!

 

Safe to say he wasn't impressed that his claim would fail as we'd done everything to prevent accident and walking into a giant, bright yellow caution sign is classed as his own fault.

 

DAHELL???? XD

 

Frivolous law claims are stupid

here we go:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tort_reform#Economic_effects

trolling the US legal system: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

I'm British =) And I started training to be a lawyer haha

I'm British =) And I started training to be a lawyer haha

 

I know, just I saw the troll and I had a little laugh so I decided to share.

 

I thought you were trying to get published?

AND WHO IS GREG JAMES??!?!?!?!

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

 

the way you worded it it sounded like you had just started

 

and what makes him special?

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

 

the way you worded it it sounded like you had just started

 

and what makes him special?

 

What doesn't?

 

=P

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

 

the way you worded it it sounded like you had just started

 

and what makes him special?

 

What doesn't?

 

=P

 

fine I'll just google him

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

 

the way you worded it it sounded like you had just started

 

and what makes him special?

 

What doesn't?

 

=P

 

fine I'll just google him

 

Sorry! I'm just obsessed with music and radio and he's one of my idols =)

I am. Gave up on Lawyer. Not for me haha.

 

Greg James is a DJ.

 

the way you worded it it sounded like you had just started

 

and what makes him special?

 

What doesn't?

 

=P

 

fine I'll just google him

 

Sorry! I'm just obsessed with music and radio and he's one of my idols =)

 

and he seems to have gifs

My friend made them and gave them to me XD

My friend made them and gave them to me XD

 

so there is more than one devoted Greg James fan?

...yeah. And we're all awesome haha.

 

We're not actually that creepy. We're not Beliebers or Directioners. They scare me XD

...yeah. And we're all awesome haha.

 

We're not actually that creepy. We're not Beliebers or Directioners. They scare me XD

 

Directioners? One Direction?

Yeah. I have a teenage cousin. Her love for them seriously scares me XD

Yeah. I have a teenage cousin. Her love for them seriously scares me XD

 

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

 

averse belieber reaction now over

I'd love to drown the Beiber in gravy XD

 

fallacies... mathematical fallacies everywhere

 

fallacies... mathematical fallacies everywhere

this means that the gradient of the graph x=1 is 0, which is completely correct

 

fallacies... mathematical fallacies everywhere

this means that the gradient of the graph x=1 is 0, which is completely correct

 

My brain just exploded. Maths is not my strong point haha