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Edited by Lenlo

Baconborn! Baconborn! By his honor is sworn!

To keep lunch forever at bay!

And all hamburgers rout, when they hear bacon shout!

Baconborn, we'll eat bacon all day!

 

Hearken now! Sons of pigs! To an age long ago!

When bacon had never been served!

And the tale, of a man, with a wonderful plan!

To bring bacon into the world!

 

And the bacon he sold! It brought in tons of gold!

The great bacon flag came unfurled!

And the bacon, it's sales killed competitors all!

As the pig meat took over the world!

 

But the scrolls had fortold, that when daylight grows cold,

The bacon's great rule would hurled!

Into numbers of red, by the dark pumpkin pie!

With a hunger to conquer the world!

 

But the day shall arise, when the dark pumpkin's lies,

willl be eaten forever and then!

The fair world shall be free from the foul pumpkin maw,

Baconborn be the savior of men!

 

Baconborn! Baconborn! By his honor is sworn!

To keep lunch forever at bay!

And all hamburgers rout, when they hear bacon shout!

Baconborn, we'll eat bacon all day!

Edited by Kudaran Dragon Blooded

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