I fink my iPod is gonna run out of battery soon

Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?

Ron: Um... Ron Weasley.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Really! And,uh, wh-who am I?

Ron: Lockhart's memory charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!

Gilderoy Lockhart: It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?

Ron: No.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?

[knocks Lockhart unconscious with a rock]

I fink my iPod is gonna run out of battery soon

boo! I hate it when that happens :(

I think I'm going to run out of battery soon

lol

Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.

 

Your posting all this from your phone?

Dont worry Roo. My battery is on a charger called Green Day/Music

I always turn down moi ipod screen brightness to the lowest possible settingh when the battery gets low

goodnight all :)

[as Ron burps up slugs]

Hagrid: This calls for specialist equipment.

[hands Ron a bucket]

Hagrid: Nothing to do but wait 'til it stops, I'm afraid. Better out than in.

Night Roo!

Nightynight roo!

Night Roo

Your posting all this from your phone?

 

Le iPod, yush

Yay for sickness!

I always turn down moi ipod screen brightness to the lowest possible settingh when the battery gets low

 

Snap

Your posting all this from your phone?

 

Le iPod, yush

How u work dis blck magk of postin so fst?

Yay for sickness!

 

Huh?

 

 

>.>

 

 

 

*shoos germs*

Yay for sickness!

 

Huh?

 

 

>.>

 

 

 

*shoos germs*

I r sick. Still want in this castle?

Your posting all this from your phone?

 

Le iPod, yush

How u work dis blck magk of postin so fst?

 

VooLlamadoo. *noddity*

 

I always turn down moi ipod screen brightness to the lowest possible settingh when the battery gets low

 

Snap

 

twinnehosmosis

Harry: I swear I don't know. One second the glass was there and the next it was gone. It was like magic.

Uncle Vernon: There is no such thing as magic!

 

Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?

Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!

(Hermione raises wand at Malfoy)

Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.

(Hermione lowers wand)

Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose)

(Malfoy and friends run away)

Hermione: That felt good.

Ron: Not good, Brilliant

 

Yay for sickness!

 

Huh?

 

 

>.>

 

 

 

*shoos germs*

I r sick. Still want in this castle?

 

There's a castle now?! Lemme in!

 

*hammers on teh door incessantly*

 

I brings blankies and soup!