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I have to do a lot of laundry today.

 

It's for reasons like this that I love my mum

 

and food, never forget the food. ever.

I have to do a lot of laundry today.

 

It's for reasons like this that I love my mum

 

and food, never forget the food. ever.

 

Very true, would probably starve to death otherwise

I have to do a lot of laundry today.

 

It's for reasons like this that I love my mum

 

and food, never forget the food. ever.

 

Very true, would probably starve to death otherwise

I have to do a lot of laundry today.

 

It's for reasons like this that I love my mum

 

and food, never forget the food. ever.

 

Very true, would probably starve to death otherwise

 

or suffer from malnutrition

Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!

Carl Fredricksen: What are you doing out here, kid?

Russell: I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse.

 

Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Carl Fredricksen: No.

Russell: I could help you cross the street.

Carl Fredricksen: No.

Russell: I could help you cross your yard.

Carl Fredricksen: No.

Russell: I could help you cross your porch.

Carl Fredricksen: No!

[closes the door on Russell's foot]

Russell: Ow.

 

Carl Fredricksen: You'd better get up, Russell. Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.

Russell: Tigers don't live in South America. Zoology.

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