Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.

[beat]

Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.

[beat]

Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?

Cady: Fine.

Betsy Heron: Were people nice?

Cady: No.

Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?

Cady: Yes.

 

Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

 

Damian: [reading Cady's class schedule] Health, Spanish... you're taking 12th Grade Calculus?

Cady: Yeah, I like math.

Damian: Eww. Why?

Cady: Because it's the same in every country.

Damian: That's beautiful.

[to Janis]

Damian: This girl is deep.

Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.

Cady: I have to pee.

 

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.

Karen: What? He's a good kisser.

Gretchen: He's your cousin.

Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

Gretchen: Right.

Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...

Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.

Karen: That's not right, is it?

Gretchen: That is so not right.

Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?

Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.

Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...

Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

 

Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish

 

Edited June 9, 201213 yr by Crimson_Ayla

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

Caesar was very probably Brutus' father, so that explains the similarites

 

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question: is the plural of mongoose not mongeese?

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

Caesar was very probably Brutus' father, so that explains the similarites

 

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Team Mark Anthony! XD

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

Caesar was very probably Brutus' father, so that explains the similarites

 

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*didnt know that*

 

Awesome

question: is the plural of mongoose not mongeese?

 

No. Tis unfortunately mongooses but I have been saying mongeese for far too long to change now :D

 

Also mongeese sounds way better >.>

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

Caesar was very probably Brutus' father, so that explains the similarites

 

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Team Mark Anthony! XD

 

Pffft, Octavian>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mark Anthony

question: is the plural of mongoose not mongeese?

 

No. Tis unfortunately mongooses but I have been saying mongeese for far too long to change now :D

 

Also mongeese sounds way better >.>

 

True :D mongooses sounds so contrived

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

Caesar was very probably Brutus' father, so that explains the similarites

 

[/history]

Team Mark Anthony! XD

 

Pffft, Octavian>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mark Anthony

 

Yeshyesh, it is known... :P

Yush.

 

MONGEESE! TO VICTORY!

 

Just has a nicer ring to it :)

we should let the dictionary people know we've decided to change it :) revolution ftw