now lets wait for someone to take that out of context

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

 

The Neighbor Kid

Holy %@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

 

SCANDAL!!!

rawr

I am never going on a boat with you

 

On the contrary I already know that you are a poor judge of when to cannibalise so you're an obvious choice...

 

I'd just try to catch something to eat... Drink it's blood for water... that should work

 

Read Life of Pi?

 

And don't eat me.

 

:nodsandsniffs:

 

 

but the omnomnomnivore must eat...

 

I promise I will not eat you, cross my heart and hope to die.

 

Thank you :)

 

*feeds teh omnomnivore marshmalllowses*

rawr

I am never going on a boat with you

 

On the contrary I already know that you are a poor judge of when to cannibalise so you're an obvious choice...

 

I'd just try to catch something to eat... Drink it's blood for water... that should work

 

Read Life of Pi?

 

And don't eat me.

 

:nodsandsniffs:

 

 

but the omnomnomnivore must eat...

 

I promise I will not eat you, cross my heart and hope to die.

 

Thank you :)

 

*feeds teh omnomnivore marshmalllowses*

 

*is placated by marshmallows*

Good good :)

rawr

Internet, y u so slow today?

Yusss!!! Our bestest friend.

 

She knows all our secrets.

 

engendering the taint? fine...

Nana

Yusss!!! Our bestest friend.

 

She knows all our secrets.

 

engendering the taint? fine...

 

I blame the taint

Internet, y u so slow today?

 

you doing anything else on the internet? anyone else in your house using it?

rawr

Just a couple of DM tabs. I fink ma soeur is...

rawr

Just a couple of DM tabs. I fink ma soeur is...

 

then that would explain it, especially if your sister is watching a video or downloading something

http://www.howmanygoats.com/

Apparently she's googling Disney rides...

I'm still worth nine goats...

I wonder what colour goats...

rawr

I wonder what colour goats...

 

technicolour :)

I wonder what colour goats...

 

technicolour :)

 

Awesome.

 

Rainbow goatehs :)

Your goat worth is:

 

 

9. You're almost the coolest guy around!