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I have discovered sneezing makes me cough

 

and moving makes you cough as well. Yoo seem to be in quite a predicament..

Mrs: Oh, Mr Bennet, how can you tease me so? Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?

 

Mr: You mistake me, my dear. I have the highest respect for them. They've been my constant companions these twenty years.

I have discovered sneezing makes me cough

 

and moving makes you cough as well. Yoo seem to be in quite a predicament..

 

I'll just sit here and read and listen to the rain :)

Rain hasn't made me cough yet

Maybe if you go and live somewhere really cold for a while yoo will become more cold tolerant

Haha, yeah!! It's quite funny because all teh Chilean peeps I know are complaining of the cold while I walk around in a tshirt at night because compared to 30cm-snow-NZ-mountains-atm, this is TROPICAL!! :laugh:

 

I work with ppl who bring blankets and gloves to the office and sit huddled,covered from head to toe in these things,complaining that they're freezing when the indoor temperature falls below 68 degrees. they won't wear stockings or proper shoes, or even skirts longer than mid thigh, and god forbid sleeves... but behave like soviet prisoners on the way to Siberia, ya.

- So will he come to the ball tomorrow?

 

- I believe so.

 

*girl's reactions:*

 

I have to have your muslin!

 

I'll lend you my green slippers!

 

They were mine.

 

I'll do your mending for a week.

 

I'll retrim your new bonnet.

 

Two weeks I'll do it for.

 

It's not the same!

 

It's not the same.

 

I can't breathe.

 

I think one of my toes just came off.

 

:rolleyes:

Maybe if you go and live somewhere really cold for a while yoo will become more cold tolerant

Haha, yeah!! It's quite funny because all teh Chilean peeps I know are complaining of the cold while I walk around in a tshirt at night because compared to 30cm-snow-NZ-mountains-atm, this is TROPICAL!! :laugh:

 

I work with ppl who bring blankets and gloves to the office and sit huddled,covered from head to toe in these things,complaining that they're freezing when the indoor temperature falls below 68 degrees. they won't wear stockings or proper shoes, or even skirts longer than mid thigh, and god forbid sleeves... but behave like soviet prisoners on the way to Siberia, ya.

 

now that's silly, they should be introduced to the power of FLUFFEH

Lizzy - "If every man does not end the evening in love with you, then I'm no judge of beauty."

 

Jane - "Or men."

 

Lizzy - "No, they are far too easy to judge."

 

Jane - "They're not all bad."

 

Lizzy - "Humourless poppycocks, in my limited experience."

 

Jane - "One day Lizzy, someone will catch your eye, and then you'll have to watch your tongue."

 

The person with the quizzical brow?

That is his good friend, Mr Darcy.

He looks miserable, poor soul.

Miserable he may be, but poor he is not.

Tell me.

 

The thousand pounds a year, and he owns half of Derbyshire.

 

…The miserable half. :laugh:

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