Silk: TRUST ME. :P

and I'm leaving to eat out soon, and my phone's internet is not working so I won't be on till much later tonight

 

Boo Smileyrawrs phone

 

But I going out too >.>

Haz fun yoo two

Not heard of le book thief...

 

But haz ANYONE read this???!! It sooo deserves more attention. I haven't found anyone yet who actually heard of it. Makes me sad...series is called Memory, Sorrow and Thorn it's my fab after WoT...

 

 

I not read it, but I'll look if amazon haz it cheap. I needs moar stuff to read this summer :)

No wait, better quote answer:

 

"If you say 'why me?' again, I'll cut out your beard." -Polgara.

and I'm leaving to eat out soon, and my phone's internet is not working so I won't be on till much later tonight

 

Boo Smileyrawrs phone

 

But I going out too >.>

Haz fun yoo two

 

Yarr :) I be here for annuzzer hour ish

"I've seen Arends before, and he's the most arendish Arend I've ever met! He's so arendish he's almost incapacitated!"

No wait, better quote answer:

 

"If you say 'why me?' again, I'll cut out your beard." -Polgara.

 

More epic Pol-ness :D

"All I did was run him through the leg, just a little bit." ~ Lelldoren

"I've seen Arends before, and he's the most arendish Arend I've ever met! He's so arendish he's almost incapacitated!"

 

 

I so need to read agaaain

 

*cravesss*

Not heard of le book thief...

 

But haz ANYONE read this???!! It sooo deserves more attention. I haven't found anyone yet who actually heard of it. Makes me sad...series is called Memory, Sorrow and Thorn it's my fab after WoT...

 

 

I not read it, but I'll look if amazon haz it cheap. I needs moar stuff to read this summer :)

 

:D

"My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?" -Mandorallen

" It's good to be back in Tolnedra again. I love the smell of deceit, corruption and intrigue. " ~ le aweshums that be Silk :P

"My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?" -Mandorallen

 

 

Mandorallen :D

"I've seen Arends before, and he's the most arendish Arend I've ever met! He's so arendish he's almost incapacitated!"

 

 

I so need to read agaaain

 

*cravesss*

Me toooo...but I don't own teh Belgariad myself, only the Mallorean...and I pretty much know that off by heart XD

"Usually, when I need a boat, I steal one. Using one of my own seems immoral somehow."

"The only reason there's such thing as mornings in the first place is to keep night and afternoon bumping into each other. "

 

" I didn't particularly feel like being arrested, so I argued with the soldiers a bit. Several of them died during the argument - those things happen once in a while. Unfortunately, one of the casualties was Taur Urgas' oldest son. The king of the Murgos took it personally. He's very narrow-minded sometimes. "

"My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?" -Mandorallen

 

 

Mandorallen :D

So ridiculously daft and honorable that he's cute

"He's an Alorn" Silk observed, finally.

 

"He's an idiot."

 

Awh. :P

"My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?" -Mandorallen

 

 

Mandorallen :D

So ridiculously daft and honorable that he's cute

 

Fighting a lion

Aaahahaaa a Hettar and Pol convo XD

 

"Why don't we just drop the subject since it seems to bother you so much and you can tell me about Adara's baby instead."

 

An expression of fatuous pleasure came over Hettar's fierce, hawk-like face. "He's a boy." he said with the overwhelming pride of a new father.

 

"We gathered that," Polgara said calmly. "How big was he when he was born?"

 

"Oh-" Hettar looked perplexed. "About so big, I'd say." He held his hands half a yard apart.

 

"No one took the trouble to measure him?"

 

"They might have done that, I suppose. My mother and the other ladies were doing all sorts of things right after he came."

 

"And would you care to estimate his weight?"

 

"Probably about as much as a full-grown hare, I suppose -a fairly good-sized one- or perhaps the weight of one of those red Sendarian cheeses."

 

"I see, perhaps a foot and a half long and eight or nine pounds -is that what you're trying to say?" Her look was steady.

 

"About that, I suppose."

 

"Why didn't you say so, then?" she demanded in exasperation. He looked at her, startled.

 

"Is it really that important?"

 

"Yes, Hettar, it really is that important. Women like to know these things."

 

"I'll have to remember that. About all I was really interested in was whether he had the usual number of arms, legs, ears, noses -things like that- that and making sure that his very first food was mare's milk, of course."

 

"Of course," she said acidly.

 

"It's very important, Polgara," he assured her. "Every Algar's first drink is mare's milk."

 

"That makes him part horse, I suppose."

 

He blinked. "No, of course not, but it establishes a sort of bond."

 

"Did you milk the mare for him? Or did you make him crawl out and find one for himself?"

 

"You're taking all this very oddly, Polgara."

 

"Blame it on my age," she said in a dangerous voice.

 

He caught that tone almost immediately. "No, I don't think I'd want to do that."

 

Wise man :P

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.

"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.

"Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"

"Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.

The old man looked puzzled.

"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.

Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."

"He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.

"From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.

Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."

"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time." Silk said blithely.”

― David Eddings, Magician's Gambit

 

“Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.

"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.

"Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"

"Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.

The old man looked puzzled.

"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.

Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."

"He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.

"From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.

Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."

"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time." Silk said blithely.”

― David Eddings, Magician's Gambit

 

O.O

 

I'd just copied the same and was about to past

Edited July 13, 201213 yr by Nyanna al'Meara

I think that if I had my choice, I'd prefer one of those quiet centuries," Garion said glumly.

Oh, no," Silk said, his lips drawing back in a ferretlike grin. "Now's the time to be alive - to see it all happen, to be a part of it. That makes the blood race, and each breath is an adventure.”

 

Yarr! :D