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[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]

Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...

Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.

Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.

Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.

 

 

Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People'd throw darts at him.

Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall: I'm a reptile.

 

Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?

Garrett: Quiet.

Kayley: Do you hear something?

Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.

Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?

Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.

Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!

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