Ohmyguineapig... O.o

 

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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/01/10-badass-adversaries-worthy-of-fighting-liam-neeson#3

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If 1997’s gem of a flick Anaconda has taught us anything, it’s that giant Anacondas are more than capable of swallowing full-grown humans whole. Granted, this was just a movie (and one that was so bad it was good) but the threat is always there.

 

Someone like Liam Neeson wouldn’t get swallowed without a fight, though, and given how much ass he has kicked over the years, he would likely give the giant snake as much indigestion as eating an entire White Castle Crave Case that had been sitting out in the sun for 12 hours. Inevitably Liam would be wearing anaconda skin around his neck like a boa, a la Zsa Zsa Gabor, within 10 minutes, but we're sure the snake would give it a good go.

 

 

7. RAY LEWIS

 

Ray Lewis is 250 pounds of protein packed muscle, and he's simply one of the most frightening men on the planet. During his NFL career he has paralyzed opponents with fear, sent quarterbacks to the hospital, and turned grown men into little boys. But he has never faced Liam Neeson before. Sure, Lewis has the edge in age, athleticism, and strength, but our dude Liam killed a man with his bare hands in Taken. Advantage: Neeson.

 

5. A CASSOWARY

 

The most dangerous bird on the planet pitted against the most dangerous Irishman in the Screen Actor’s Guild, and only one is going to walk out alive. The cassowary might look tame, but when provoked, these ravenous birds have been known to deliver near-fatal kicks and maim people with their razor-sharp claws.

And while we would never want to come face-to-face with one of these creatures ourselves, we can’t help but get giddy over the prospect of Neeson taking on this bird on the big screen. The plot would be simple: Maybe one of these feathered terrors kidnapped his daughter, or killed his wife, or took the last Boston cream donut at Dunkin Donuts, and Neeson is out for revenge. Either way, Hollywood needs to get on this potential blockbuster quickly.

We all know that when provoked, apes can become extremely aggressive, and despite Koko’s docile nature, she can easily fly off the handle at any time.

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

opened our eyes to how easily a group of primates can take over Earth, and we realized that our only line of defense against a militant gorilla fluent in sign language is Liam Neeson. If he can battle a pack of wolves with his bare hands in

The Grey

, he should have no problem making a middle-aged ape scream "Uncle" in sign language.

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are those???

 

yes they are knuckledusters made out of metal wreckage.

 

Liam Neeson just got more awesome, no I didn't think it was possible either

and he's gonna punch wolves with them

 

LELLYPHANT!

 

r'aww :)

• must watch "The Grey"
  

...it rained

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...it rained

 

awww...

 

I suppose BenBen slowed you down?

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...it rained

 

awww...

 

I suppose BenBen slowed you down?

 

Just a bit :)

Iz Liam Neeson teh new Chuck Norris?? O.O

No, cause the old Chuck Norris is still alive.

 

Also I want it to rain here.

*sends over moi cloudehs*

Was un prettyful rainbow :)

*llamatysquawks*

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