and now she is very moody

spam

what is wrong with my sister?

 

I don't know. What is she doing?

 

she's bee n asking "how long still" for the last half hour non-stop

 

Hmm. Hit the tape, it mebbe stuck?

Herro Niel! *waves* :)

I see no cloudbeastehs...

I also see I must educate moi phone as it seems to think words like cloudbeasteh do not exist >.>

Silly phone! Phone must be taught!

Illiterate phonie!

 

...it can go join le class wiv moi iPod >.>

rawr

:cackleh:

 

Let teh edoocations begin

rawr

First.

 

Rawr.

 

Yoo must learn this phone *nod*

Now, teh correct spelling of dinosaur be in fact dinosawr, dinorawr, dinysawr, dinyrawr, lossyraptor or whatever else I comes up wiv

Okee Poddy! Meet Phone, yoo new classmate >.>

 

And we shall start wiv writing les letters!

rawr

Start wiv "A", for apple. Yoo should know dis.

 

First.

 

Rawr.

 

Yoo must learn this phone *nod*

Now, teh correct spelling of dinosaur be in fact dinosawr, dinorawr, dinysawr, dinyrawr, lossyraptor or whatever else I comes up wiv

 

these are vair important words.

 

Note vair

Vair.

 

*has le happy*

 

It knows vair and le

Prolly cos I uses them in texting

 

And prolly :)

First.

 

Rawr.

 

Yoo must learn this phone *nod*

Now, teh correct spelling of dinosaur be in fact dinosawr, dinorawr, dinysawr, dinyrawr, lossyraptor or whatever else I comes up wiv

 

these are vair important words.

 

Note vair

 

Den dere be teh purposeful switching of les letters in 'the'. STOP SWITCHING EM ROUND AGAIN WHEN I TYPE THEM LIKE DIS!!!

Also, th and t becomes d. No askies why. Cos I wantzzz!!!

Yoo may encounter teh occasional lellyphant and lymphosawr

And be aware of speshul spellings of all words...add in ü, ø, å and ē wheeeeeerever yoo likes

hmm, I be not sure where yoo speshul characters live...

Æ ð ¿¶ Ÿ

 

Öóh, fôùñð ýºõ :D

Ahh yesh. (Poddy, note teh use of lishpsh in place of le 's')

 

Well on moi pod and android phonie at home, one must hold down on teh letter and be provided wiv in nice array or purty letters. Useful touchyscreens :D