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Hmm, I can borrows your pirate ship Smiley?

 

yarryarr

 

Shplendid :)

 

*acquires nana cutlasses and sets sail*

 

:aylizabeth:

 

XDbwaaaaaahaha, win!!!! :laugh:

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,

Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]

Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.

[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]

Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.

Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...

Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.

Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.

[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]

Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.

[to Tai Huang]

Jack Sparrow: Who are you?

Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.

Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?

Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.

Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.

Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.

Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.

[takes out compass]

Cotton's Parrot: 'Weigh anchor.

Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?

Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...

Will Turner: No.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...

Will Turner: No.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

 

XD

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