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Jack Sparrow: [as the real Jack escapes the brig] I miss him already

Jack Sparrow: He was quite charming, wasn't he?

Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.

Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!

Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!

Davy Jones: [shows the key] No you don't.

Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.

Okay so going to eat ice-cream with my mom...

Is kinda hilariously embarrassing and wants me to continuously headdesk myself XD

 

First of all she says we're going for ice creams. Then down on the street she insists we're going to drink a fruit juice, so an argument ensues until my baby brother 's mind is also changed and satisfied to having juice.

Whereupon mum decides "aww actually I wanted an ice cream too!"

 

But my little brother now wants fruit juice...well played mom.

So - we go to teh fruit juice place. That also has icecreams.

 

Mom has fruit juice and Alex and I has icecreams.

 

Nomnom.

But it gets better... after slurping through her straw to get the LAST dregs of fruit juice from her glass she looked to the side of the table at a pot plant, exclaimed "Oh! Is that a cactus!?", reached out and touched it and...

 

 

Yeah. Ow.

 

I think she's avenging herself for all these years of kiddis embarrassing her in public! :laugh:

Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.

Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money...

 

I fell off the couch laughing when I first saw that scene.

Ah.

 

I tried to cook potato wedges and ended up with smoke pouring from the oven once...

 

Was your Chinese nice?

 

whispered legends say my dad nearly burnt down his house when he tried to fry chips as a child

 

But it gets better... after slurping through her straw to get the LAST dregs of fruit juice from her glass she looked to the side of the table at a pot plant, exclaimed "Oh! Is that a cactus!?", reached out and touched it and...

 

 

Yeah. Ow.

 

I think she's avenging herself for all these years of kiddis embarrassing her in public! :laugh:

 

XD

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