umm I worry that I won't do it justice but:

 

Once elephant didn't have a long nose, but rather a short one, like most other animals.

 

so one day a likkle elephant went down to the river and heard a strange sound

 

he went off to investigate and found the source of the noise to be a great big crocodile. The likkle elephant was cautious, his parents had always told him to stay away from crocodiles but this one sounded like it was in a lot of pain and it looked like it was crying so the elephant came closer

 

The crocodile called out: "Won't you come closer and help me?"

 

The likkle elephant was obviously still quite wary and slowly approached the bank of the river where the crying crocodile lay.

 

and then when the elephant got to the bank the crocodile jumped up and grabbed it, by the nose. Surprised the lellyphant tried to get away but could not overpower the crocodile.

 

Sharkshark!

*giggity*

 

 

So besides that other story I promised I have one that just happened. I was in town picking up a book at B&N then I went to have lunch at the bar. Soooo I was talking to the Bartender originally about ASoIaF because I had just got "A Feast for Crows". Then he asked me if I had ever read WoT. I was like O.O YES!! So we talked about the books for about 20 minutes. He was only on Winters Heart so I had to hold back a little. Just a little example that not all awesome has gone from the world.

 

That's awesome

 

...has never happened to me

 

I did manage to get moi friend to read EotW. I still don't have it back yet >.>

 

:totallynotparanoid:

umm I worry that I won't do it justice but:

 

Once elephant didn't have a long nose, but rather a short one, like most other animals.

 

so one day a likkle elephant went down to the river and heard a strange sound

 

he went off to investigate and found the source of the noise to be a great big crocodile. The likkle elephant was cautious, his parents had always told him to stay away from crocodiles but this one sounded like it was in a lot of pain and it looked like it was crying so the elephant came closer

 

The crocodile called out: "Won't you come closer and help me?"

 

The likkle elephant was obviously still quite wary and slowly approached the bank of the river where the crying crocodile lay.

 

and then when the elephant got to the bank the crocodile jumped up and grabbed it, by the nose. Surprised the lellyphant tried to get away but could not overpower the crocodile.

 

and so they both pulled and pulled, and the likkle elephants nose got stretched longer and longer until the crocodile lost his grip and fell in the water.

 

Sharkshark!

*giggity*

 

 

 

is that teh ring?

 

Sharkshark!

 

wonkeh finger?

umm I worry that I won't do it justice but:

 

Once elephant didn't have a long nose, but rather a short one, like most other animals.

 

so one day a likkle elephant went down to the river and heard a strange sound

 

he went off to investigate and found the source of the noise to be a great big crocodile. The likkle elephant was cautious, his parents had always told him to stay away from crocodiles but this one sounded like it was in a lot of pain and it looked like it was crying so the elephant came closer

 

The crocodile called out: "Won't you come closer and help me?"

 

The likkle elephant was obviously still quite wary and slowly approached the bank of the river where the crying crocodile lay.

 

and then when the elephant got to the bank the crocodile jumped up and grabbed it, by the nose. Surprised the lellyphant tried to get away but could not overpower the crocodile.

 

and so they both pulled and pulled, and the likkle elephants nose got stretched longer and longer until the crocodile lost his grip and fell in the water.

 

but the elephant was left with a nose that hung all the way to the ground.

 

and that is why elephants have long noses.

is that teh ring?

 

Yesh tis moi preshussssssss.....one of my obsessive random collection :P

 

Iz a mood ring. I seem to be vair calm atm, which is probably cos of moi family gone to visit friends for lunch XD

umm I worry that I won't do it justice but:

 

Once elephant didn't have a long nose, but rather a short one, like most other animals.

 

so one day a likkle elephant went down to the river and heard a strange sound

 

he went off to investigate and found the source of the noise to be a great big crocodile. The likkle elephant was cautious, his parents had always told him to stay away from crocodiles but this one sounded like it was in a lot of pain and it looked like it was crying so the elephant came closer

 

The crocodile called out: "Won't you come closer and help me?"

 

The likkle elephant was obviously still quite wary and slowly approached the bank of the river where the crying crocodile lay.

 

and then when the elephant got to the bank the crocodile jumped up and grabbed it, by the nose. Surprised the lellyphant tried to get away but could not overpower the crocodile.

 

and so they both pulled and pulled, and the likkle elephants nose got stretched longer and longer until the crocodile lost his grip and fell in the water.

 

but the elephant was left with a nose that hung all the way to the ground.

 

and that is why elephants have long noses.

 

Awwwww. Poor lellyphant...bad croc wiv its crocodile tears...

Hmm...*looks at other pinky finger*

 

 

AMG!!!!!

 

*grabs pen*

rawr

 

Sharkshark!

 

wonkeh finger?

 

Relatively straight finger

Hmm...*looks at other pinky finger*

 

 

AMG!!!!!

 

*grabs pen*

 

OMG THERE'S TEN OF THEM, THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE 10!!!!!

 

Sharkshark!

 

wonkeh finger?

 

Relatively straight finger

 

then wonkeh finger must be real wonkeh :P

Hmm...*looks at other pinky finger*

 

 

AMG!!!!!

 

*grabs pen*

 

OMG THERE'S TEN OF THEM, THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE 10!!!!!

 

BAHAHA actually no...I was think of dis:

 

Sharkshark!

 

wonkeh finger?

 

Relatively straight finger

 

then wonkeh finger must be real wonkeh :P

 

Wonky finger ish speshul >.>

I can no draw good wiv moi left but...SAMMAEL!!!! See le scar? (not showing that well)

 

 

 

I can no draw good wiv moi left but...SAMMAEL!!!! See le scar? (not showing that well)

 

 

 

 

Mwaheheh

Hehehe I haz a Sammael finger XD

rawr

 

 

 

:happehAyladile:

 

 

Wowwwww!!!! :D

Only one moar cos I needs to dash or I be late for moi lunch date:

(once again 'scuse teh messy left-hand-drawing)