John Smith: Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.

Pocahontas: Then you should talk back.

Grandmother Willow: Don't be frightened, young man. My bark is worse than my bite.

Pocahontas: Say something.

John Smith: What do you say to a tree?

Pocahontas: Anything you want.

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”

“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"

 

"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"

 

"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.

 

Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.”

 

“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”

“Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”

“What day is it?"

It's today," squeaked Piglet.

My favorite day," said Pooh.”

“Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.”

“I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.

"So it is."

"And freezing."

"Is it?"

"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?"

 

"I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.”

“Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.”

“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.”

“Friendship," said Christopher Robin, "is a very comforting thing to have.”

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”

“Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?”

 

"Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens.”

“I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.

"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way.”

“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh.

 

"There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”

 

“Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.”

 

 

 

 

“It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.”

 

 

 

 

“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”

 

 

 

I'd like to make myself beliiieeeeeve...that planet earth turns sloo-wlyyyy!

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million fireflies

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

Ahaha okay read my mind :P