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The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.

Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

Horton: All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably 'act swiftly, awesome pachyderm'! I mean, how hard can that be?

 

Horton: This looks kinda... precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here.

 

Horton: I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.

[a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]

Horton: Heavy feather.

 

The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton is a giant elephant in the sky!

[Everyone looks up]

The Mayor of Who-ville: . Don't bother looking, he's invisible.

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