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I'm malicious, mean and scary

My sneer could curdle dairy

And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest

But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook

I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart

Tickling the ivories till they gleam

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medley

Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream

He's got a dream

He's got a dream

See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem

Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers

Like everybody else, I've got a dream

 

I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes

And let's not even mention my complexion

But despite my extra toes

And my goiter

And my nose

I really want to make a love connection

Can't you see me with a special little lady

Rowing in a rowboat down a stream

Though I'm one disgusting blighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream

And I know one day romance will reign supreme

Though my face leaves people screaming

There's a child behind it dreaming

Like everybody else, I've got a dream

Toll would like to quit and be a florist

Gunter does interior design

Urf is into mime

Attila's cupcakes are sublime

Bruiser knits

Killer sews

Ven does little puppet shows

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns

I have dreams like you, no really

Just much less touchy-feely

They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny

On an island that I own

Tan and rested and alone

Surrounded by enormous piles of money

I've got a dream

She's got a dream

I've got a dream

She's got a dream

I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam

And with every passing hour

I'm so glad I left my tower

Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream

She's got a dream

She's got a dream

They got a dream

We've got a dream

So our differences ain't really that extreme

We're one big team

Call us brutal

Sick

Sadistic

And grotesquely optimistic

Cuz way down deep inside we've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

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