remember that one time when an interviewer asked niall “when was the last time you were naked” and niall just paused to think for a second before turning to the rest of the band and asked “where were we” bc that’s pretty much how i sum up one direction

 

 

[walks into movie theatre with a box of tissues and a bottle of vodka] yes hello one ticket for This Is Us please 

    

 

    

 

GUYS I TOLD THEM TO LOOK GHETTO, AND THIS WAS THE RESULT

   

 

hey ho tommo

 

 

about me

(that last one's from today)

 

 

do you think matt cardle is bitter

 

because i wonder that sometimes

 

 

if louis sheds one effing tear in that movie i’m walking the eff out and sacrificing myself to lucifer himself

 

Zayn being happy because he made his mum happy is the best thing in the world :) x

 

 

people who dont talk to animals are weird

 

 

all during the movie you’ll hear people laughing and underneath the laughter you will hear sobs 

 

 

I DONT EVEN FIND MYSELF ATTRACTED TO ANYONE I K NOW ANYMORE ITS ALL ONE DIRECTION FROM HERE ON OUT

 

Literally this is me now